Kids advice to kids

[Althalus]

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "

Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "

Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. "

Randy, 9

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "

Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "

Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "

Traci, 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers"

Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."

Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."

Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."

Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "

Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "

Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. "

Eileen, 8

[Mentalcase]

hahaha, good find!

[Halo_Jones]

:s2 :s2 :s2Very Very funny and so true. Bless em! :s7

[Loonboy]

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My fave is:

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."

Kyoyo, 9

Lol. 8)

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