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You know you have a drinking problem/are drunk when...


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You know you have a drinking problem/are drunk when...

*You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

*You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

*Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

*The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

*You Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

*Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem!

*You can focus better with one eye closed.

*The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

*You fall off the floor...

*Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...screw dinner!

*Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

*You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm.

*Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

*That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

*"I'm as jober as a sudge."

raven :s2

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