raven Posted November 4, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 4, 2002 You know you have a drinking problem/are drunk when... *You lose arguments with inanimate objects. *You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. *Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. *The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. *You Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. *24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! *Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem! *You can focus better with one eye closed. *The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. *You fall off the floor... *Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...screw dinner! *Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. *You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm. *Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. *That damned pink elephant followed me home again. *"I'm as jober as a sudge." raven :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Brain Posted November 4, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 4, 2002 hehe :s9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin6th Posted November 5, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 5, 2002 :s2 Huhuh! Really good! That should remind souvenirs to some of us! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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