Althalus Posted November 4, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 4, 2002 The female makes the rules. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13. The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset. The female may, however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset. The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the sole discretion of the female. The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish. The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable. If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behavios she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject please for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 4, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 4, 2002 You had better believe it :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albaqwerty Posted November 4, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 4, 2002 well, a male who obviously knows! :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted November 5, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 5, 2002 Right on the mark, Al! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted November 5, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 5, 2002 : ;D :s8 Nice one Al And yes they are all so right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 5, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 5, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s06 :s2 :s2 Votes to make Al an Honery Girlie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted November 5, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 5, 2002 I think his girlfriend should get an award.. for teaching him so well :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 5, 2002 Author #8 Share Posted November 5, 2002 I'll let my Fiance know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 5, 2002 Author #9 Share Posted November 5, 2002 I'll let my Fiance know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalia Posted November 6, 2002 #10 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Cute, Al! :s2 Dalia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PheobeGreen Posted November 9, 2002 #11 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Did you know, based on a study conducted by a univesity last year, that the proportion of intellegent and schooled females are much large than males. This proportion is growin at such a quick rate that it is speculated that the last male will graduate from college in the US in 2060 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted November 10, 2002 #12 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Al, you'd better belive it sweetheart. You've learnt quick over the past years! love from emmy (Your fiancee) :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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