Owlscrying Posted February 24, 2009 #1 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A US grandmother with 23 ex-husbands has been recognised as the most married woman in the world. Linda Wolfe, 68, who first wed at 16, admits she became "addicted to the romance" of getting hitched. The mother of seven's longest marriage lasted seven years; her shortest just 36 hours, reports the Indianapolis Star. Mrs Wolfe, of Anderson, Indiana, can no longer list her husbands in order but remembers the nicest was George Scott, her first and - at seven years - her longest marriage. The best lover was Jack Gourley, who liked skinny dipping and impromptu trysts. She wed him three times. The strangest exchange of vows took place at the Indiana Reformatory at Pendleton to a one-eyed inmate named Tom Stutzman. "I got to thinking that in some of these towns where world record holders live, they have signs outside city limits. I wouldn't mind if Anderson would have a sign like that." She has been single now for 12 years, her longest stint unmarried since childhood: "But I would get married again," she said, "because, you know, it gets lonely." Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawingPics Posted February 24, 2009 #2 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Well, this is bizzare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted February 24, 2009 #3 Share Posted February 24, 2009 She sounds hard to please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted February 24, 2009 #4 Share Posted February 24, 2009 She sounds hard to please. like all women, give me the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted February 24, 2009 #5 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Eww, thats gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah snow Posted February 25, 2009 #6 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Well she just sounds like a pratt to me I'm afraid. Addicted to the romance of it, my bum. Stupid cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLivingDead Posted February 25, 2009 #7 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Hmm...imagine the money you could get from that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Battlefront Posted February 25, 2009 #8 Share Posted February 25, 2009 She has been single now for 12 years, her longest stint unmarried since childhood: "But I would get married again," she said, "because, you know, it gets lonely." Source Maybe if you stopped changing husbands like you changed your underwear, you might not be lonely. Does she really think that men are going to go "Oooooh! She's had 23 husbands, but I might just be the one!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearly Posted February 25, 2009 #9 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wow, she's hot. Does anyone think she'll marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac E Posted February 25, 2009 #10 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I feel sorry for the 24th person she marries, if she does marry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawingPics Posted February 25, 2009 #11 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I feel sorry for the 24th person she marries, if she does marry again. May I also ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted February 25, 2009 #12 Share Posted February 25, 2009 May I also ask why? Probably because there will be a 25 th victim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewinn Posted February 25, 2009 #13 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Maybe she just likes wedding cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle Posted February 25, 2009 #14 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I'll bet she's a great housekeeper...married all them times and keeping the house each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRandomGuy Posted February 26, 2009 #15 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I wonder if she sends out wedding invitations to the same people. "Honey..." "Yeah?" "Your aunt is getting married..." "AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawingPics Posted February 26, 2009 #16 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I wonder if she sends out wedding invitations to the same people. "Honey..." "Yeah?" "Your aunt is getting married..." "AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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