UM-Bot Posted March 9, 2009 #1 Share Posted March 9, 2009 A company in Australia that was previously credited with producing paper from kangaroo droppings has now been successful in creating paper from wombat poo."Aussie marsupial, the wombat, has proven itself to be useful after its droppings were turned into paper. The paper, which is either green or gold depending on when the excrement is collected, has been launched by an Australian company that previously made paper from kangaroo droppings."View: Full Article | Source: Yahoo! News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted March 9, 2009 #2 Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) As long as they don't launch a line of nose tissues with that. *Blows nose* ... *Takes a whif* ... "PEW! PEEEWWWWWWW!" *Gags to the smell* ... "GOD! PEEWWWW IN MY NOSE!" Edited March 9, 2009 by :PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubfoot O.M.G. Posted March 9, 2009 #3 Share Posted March 9, 2009 As long as they don't launch a line of nose tissues with that. *Blows nose* ... *Takes a whif* ... "PEW! PEEEWWWWWWW!" *Gags to the smell* ... "GOD! PEEWWWW IN MY NOSE!" See how ingenious us Aussies are? We've achieved a truly green form of recycling! By the way, as a word of helpful advice, you are better off using Kangaroo dropping tissue paper, Wombats are burrowers and once they've set up 'shop' in your nasal cavity you'll never get them 'out'! The brand name of the tissues are 'Kangaroo Kleenex'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted March 9, 2009 #4 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Are there really that many wombats that this makes some kind of sense. I thought the wombat population was plumeting due to some kind of contageous cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harks Posted March 9, 2009 #5 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Are there really that many wombats that this makes some kind of sense. I thought the wombat population was plumeting due to some kind of contageous cancer. No, I believe you are thinking about the Tassie devil they have face tumors, or the koala they have a sexual transmitted disease, well some of them anyway. Wombats are fairly common in the bush except the hairy nose is a bit rarer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaneSilvermoon Posted March 10, 2009 #6 Share Posted March 10, 2009 No, I believe you are thinking about the Tassie devil they have face tumors, or the koala they have a sexual transmitted disease, well some of them anyway. Wombats are fairly common in the bush except the hairy nose is a bit rarer. hahahahahahahh... My ex used the screen name Koala for ages. I couldn't help but laugh as I read that. Horrible about the poor marsupials though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashyne Posted March 10, 2009 #7 Share Posted March 10, 2009 How can I donate my poo poo for paper-making research? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted March 10, 2009 #8 Share Posted March 10, 2009 This is a '****ty' article. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted March 10, 2009 #9 Share Posted March 10, 2009 See how ingenious us Aussies are? We've achieved a truly green form of recycling! By the way, as a word of helpful advice, you are better off using Kangaroo dropping tissue paper, Wombats are burrowers and once they've set up 'shop' in your nasal cavity you'll never get them 'out'! The brand name of the tissues are 'Kangaroo Kleenex'. Hmm, yes, ingenious indeed, but I do like the sound of Kangaroo Kleenex! I can just imagine the slogan... "Kangaroo Kleenex, the tissue that gives a kick to your nasal cavities!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubfoot O.M.G. Posted March 10, 2009 #10 Share Posted March 10, 2009 How can I donate my poo poo for paper-making research? Poop it in a Wombat dropping envelope and post it to: Wally the Wombat Poo Box 1 Wombat Central Canberra ACT 2601 ps Dietary intake prior to research donation must consist of roots, leaves and NUTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuronin Posted March 13, 2009 #11 Share Posted March 13, 2009 They should try using Human Poop.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIX14 Posted March 13, 2009 #12 Share Posted March 13, 2009 This is a '****ty' article. lol I was waiting for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenris1011 Posted March 13, 2009 #13 Share Posted March 13, 2009 So...much...poop. *explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubfoot O.M.G. Posted March 13, 2009 #14 Share Posted March 13, 2009 They should try using Human Poop.... Not viable, too costly due to the pre-existing contaminants, Maccers, Coke (a-Cola), fast foods, gm foods you name it. I reckon that the 'animals' are a better bet to start with, once we've got that started, and, learnt more through experience we can build refineries to refine the human variant to produce oil, human crap is an illimitable resource. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigmatic Ghost Posted March 13, 2009 #15 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ah! Excuse! Sir! Sir ! You really may not want to be licking that Envelope there! Don’t Lick that Envelope ! Ooooo! Pavot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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