Althalus Posted November 9, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 9, 2002 1. "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." 2. "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." 3. "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." 4. "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." 5. "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" 6. "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over 50, and if its SPEED changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" 7. "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'" 8. "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." 9. "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'" 10. "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night." 11. "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." 12. "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." 13. "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." 14. "Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?" 15. "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!" 16. "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted November 9, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 9, 2002 :twisted: :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss Posted November 9, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 9, 2002 How true :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 10, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 10, 2002 :s2 Good one Al :s2 Homer Jay Simpson is cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 10, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 10, 2002 :sl :s2 :s2 We love Homer :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted November 10, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Homer Rocks! The Simpsons is just the most cleverly-observed sitcom ever. Albeit a cartoon. It just operates on multi-levels all the time. Long live the Simpsons. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HD Posted November 12, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 12, 2002 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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