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Russian man survives five storey fall

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Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

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hahaha he jumped the second time because he couldn't stand his wife's nagging about jumping the first time! guys a legend!

here's what he had to say

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

quality...

lucky bstrd

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Samuronin

Wow, what a lucky lucky dude he is.. stupid for him to jump from a 50 foot apartment though.

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sarah snow

Blimey :o

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schizoidwoman

"I thought it was best if I left the room again"... absolutely classic!

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Mistydawn

OH MY GOD!!! Haven't laughed as much in YEARS!!!!!!!! :w00t::lol: :lol: :lol:post-58664-1239366227.jpg

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ExpandMyMind
"I thought it was best if I left the room again"... absolutely classic!

haha yeah - via the window!

i'll bet his wife is a dragon :lol:

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Tengel

Wow, that's pretty amazing... I mean, to survive - twice? Pretty naggy wife, I guess, poor sod. xD

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The Silver Thong

From what I see, I bet he wish's it would have been 6 stories tall.....

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magnetic_north
:lol:

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Ashyne

even more bizarre is the man who fell 5000 meters (or 3000 meters, i cant remember which) and survived, albeit with serious injuries.

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jesspy

lol to funny

hey he should be careful third time is the charm

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trickyhomunculi

:o wow just crazy...

:lol: I was just watching the sopranos episode with the russian in the woods yesterday.

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Mistydawn
lol to funny

hey he should be careful third time is the charm

Cripes! I hope he isn't an UM member! You might give him ideas!!

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Lt_Ripley

Could've been the whiskey

Might've been the gin

Could've been the three or four six-packs,

I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm going to die

Tell me, me oh, me oh my

Wasn't that a party

Someone took a grapefruit

Wore it like a hat

I saw someone under my kitchen table

Talking to my old tom cat

They were talking about hockey

The cat was talking back

Long about then every-thing went black

Wasn't that a party

I'm sure it's just my memory

Playing tricks on me

But I think I saw my buddy

Cutting down my neighbour's tree

Could've been the whiskey

Might've been the gin

Could've been the three or four six-packs,

I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm going to die

Tell me, me oh, me oh my

Wasn't that a party

...................

oh those Russians ......

Edited by Lt_Ripley

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metavo

News like these have always three things in common:

1) big building-must be possible to fall from somewhere

2) Drunk man-so drunk that even bones are flexible

3) Russia-news like this always come from russia

I have heard three cases like this, in one of them the guy dropped from 8th floor and landed on his head. Got a little headache and ambulance said he's okay.

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Kissmet
OH MY GOD!!! Haven't laughed as much in YEARS!!!!!!!! :w00t::lol: :lol: :lol:post-58664-1239366227.jpg

Me too!

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danielost

No links to it but a lady in the 30's? survived a fall of 10,000 feet. She also got up and walked away.

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sarah snow
No links to it but a lady in the 30's? survived a fall of 10,000 feet. She also got up and walked away.

Nope, you've gotta give us a link...........or I'm so gonna get you with this custard pie :devil::rofl:

*is very happy cos the Easter Bunny has visited and brought treats* :w00t:

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jesspy
Cripes! I hope he isn't an UM member! You might give him ideas!!

lol

Why is all the stupid things come out of America and anything that involves drinking comes out of Russia

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Mistydawn
lol

Why is all the stupid things come out of America and anything that involves drinking comes out of Russia

I guess there are stereo-types everywhere. We Irish are known for our fighting and talking too much... I must be a throw back to some other time!! :D

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jesspy
I guess there are stereo-types everywhere. We Irish are known for our fighting and talking too much... I must be a throw back to some other time!! :D

True.

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:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:

Well, that's epic! :D

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Beckys_Mom

I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

:lol::lol: OMG....CLASSIC.....this hs to be the funniest bizarre thread I have read in ages LMAO......From Russia ...with love .........that went clean out the window LOL:lol:

A man I used to work with called Ivan, he said that each time his wife nagged and nagged him, he would take the poor ole dog for a long walk...........and later when he got bsack, she was at it again, so he said, he would turn heel, and whistle for the dog to come out again................he said it happened that often that, by the time the wife was done nagging, the poor ole dog was nackered, had no puff left in the ole mutt, its legs had gone to sleep :lol:

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__Kratos__

Throw the wife out the window instead? She'll learn after a few times. :lol:

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:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:
Throw the wife out the window instead? She'll learn after a few times. :lol:

:D Although it wouldn't be as funny for a story. The force is strong in this Russian! LOL!

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