ExpandMyMind Posted April 10, 2009 #1 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time. Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out. Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall. Read more... hahaha he jumped the second time because he couldn't stand his wife's nagging about jumping the first time! guys a legend! here's what he had to say "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window." quality... lucky bstrd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuronin Posted April 10, 2009 #2 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Wow, what a lucky lucky dude he is.. stupid for him to jump from a 50 foot apartment though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah snow Posted April 10, 2009 #3 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Blimey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted April 10, 2009 #4 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "I thought it was best if I left the room again"... absolutely classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted April 10, 2009 #5 Share Posted April 10, 2009 OH MY GOD!!! Haven't laughed as much in YEARS!!!!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted April 10, 2009 Author #6 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "I thought it was best if I left the room again"... absolutely classic! haha yeah - via the window! i'll bet his wife is a dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengel Posted April 10, 2009 #7 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Wow, that's pretty amazing... I mean, to survive - twice? Pretty naggy wife, I guess, poor sod. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted April 10, 2009 #8 Share Posted April 10, 2009 From what I see, I bet he wish's it would have been 6 stories tall..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnetic_north Posted April 11, 2009 #9 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashyne Posted April 11, 2009 #10 Share Posted April 11, 2009 even more bizarre is the man who fell 5000 meters (or 3000 meters, i cant remember which) and survived, albeit with serious injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted April 11, 2009 #11 Share Posted April 11, 2009 lol to funny hey he should be careful third time is the charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyhomunculi Posted April 11, 2009 #12 Share Posted April 11, 2009 wow just crazy... I was just watching the sopranos episode with the russian in the woods yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted April 11, 2009 #13 Share Posted April 11, 2009 lol to funny hey he should be careful third time is the charm Cripes! I hope he isn't an UM member! You might give him ideas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt_Ripley Posted April 11, 2009 #14 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in My head is like a football I think I'm going to die Tell me, me oh, me oh my Wasn't that a party Someone took a grapefruit Wore it like a hat I saw someone under my kitchen table Talking to my old tom cat They were talking about hockey The cat was talking back Long about then every-thing went black Wasn't that a party I'm sure it's just my memory Playing tricks on me But I think I saw my buddy Cutting down my neighbour's tree Could've been the whiskey Might've been the gin Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in My head is like a football I think I'm going to die Tell me, me oh, me oh my Wasn't that a party ................... oh those Russians ...... Edited April 11, 2009 by Lt_Ripley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metavo Posted April 11, 2009 #15 Share Posted April 11, 2009 News like these have always three things in common: 1) big building-must be possible to fall from somewhere 2) Drunk man-so drunk that even bones are flexible 3) Russia-news like this always come from russia I have heard three cases like this, in one of them the guy dropped from 8th floor and landed on his head. Got a little headache and ambulance said he's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissmet Posted April 12, 2009 #16 Share Posted April 12, 2009 OH MY GOD!!! Haven't laughed as much in YEARS!!!!!!!! :lol: Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted April 12, 2009 #17 Share Posted April 12, 2009 No links to it but a lady in the 30's? survived a fall of 10,000 feet. She also got up and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah snow Posted April 12, 2009 #18 Share Posted April 12, 2009 No links to it but a lady in the 30's? survived a fall of 10,000 feet. She also got up and walked away. Nope, you've gotta give us a link...........or I'm so gonna get you with this custard pie *is very happy cos the Easter Bunny has visited and brought treats* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted April 12, 2009 #19 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Cripes! I hope he isn't an UM member! You might give him ideas!! lol Why is all the stupid things come out of America and anything that involves drinking comes out of Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted April 12, 2009 #20 Share Posted April 12, 2009 lol Why is all the stupid things come out of America and anything that involves drinking comes out of Russia I guess there are stereo-types everywhere. We Irish are known for our fighting and talking too much... I must be a throw back to some other time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted April 12, 2009 #21 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I guess there are stereo-types everywhere. We Irish are known for our fighting and talking too much... I must be a throw back to some other time!! True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted April 13, 2009 #22 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Well, that's epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 13, 2009 #23 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window." OMG....CLASSIC.....this hs to be the funniest bizarre thread I have read in ages LMAO......From Russia ...with love .........that went clean out the window LOL A man I used to work with called Ivan, he said that each time his wife nagged and nagged him, he would take the poor ole dog for a long walk...........and later when he got bsack, she was at it again, so he said, he would turn heel, and whistle for the dog to come out again................he said it happened that often that, by the time the wife was done nagging, the poor ole dog was nackered, had no puff left in the ole mutt, its legs had gone to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 13, 2009 #24 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Throw the wife out the window instead? She'll learn after a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted April 14, 2009 #25 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Throw the wife out the window instead? She'll learn after a few times. Although it wouldn't be as funny for a story. The force is strong in this Russian! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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