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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were

staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting

depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a

pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble

interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for

nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation

of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society." In

fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis

also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by

gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a Welsh man approached the couple and said,

"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why

would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the

gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he

replied." In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Welsh coal-miners. The only difference is that the

guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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