Mr-X Posted November 11, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 11, 2002 A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society." In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society." After the curator left, a Welsh man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied." In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh coal-miners. The only difference is that the guy in the middle went home for lunch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 11, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Ewwww ......... He should have used a knife and fork . ewwwwww.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted November 11, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Erm, I geddit, but do you, Kismit? :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted November 11, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 11, 2002 HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss Posted November 11, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 11, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 12, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 12, 2002 :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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