Strictly for girls

[emmy]

Men

Why are all blonde jokes one liners?

-So men can understand them.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

-Government bonds mature.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

-Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

-E.T. phones home.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?

-When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

What did God say after she created man?

-I can do better than this.

How do men define a 50-50 relationship?

-We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

-Put the remote control between his toes.

How do men exercise at the beach?

-By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?

-A hot dog and a six-pack.

How are men like noodles?

-They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?

-When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.

What seperates the men from the boys is the price of their toys.

[SpaceyKC]

:s2 Good ones, emmy!!!

My favorite: A hot dog and a six-pack!!! :s2

[Halo_Jones]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

One for Dr Brain to use his angry blue smilie on :mrgreen: