GreytMuse Posted June 11, 2009 #1 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I hope you find this breakdown of the 2012 end-of-world theories as amusing as I do: The Cracked List About 2012 . This website linked is extremely irreverent, but one of my favorites. Warning: Mature language, offensive to some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpumper Posted June 11, 2009 #2 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I read that this morning. It's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Boy Posted June 12, 2009 #3 Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act." Ah ha that was a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rings of Saturn Posted June 12, 2009 #4 Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act." Ah ha that was a good laugh Bush and Cheney will figure their way back into the white house.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthetic Anathema Posted June 12, 2009 #5 Share Posted June 12, 2009 well it sounds to me like its nostradamus for sure. he got everyone to stockpile spam and now it's going to develop some air-borne disease that melts you from the inside out and then it'll be released when everyone opens the bombshelters for WWIII and there really won't be a war but we'll all be melted thanks to him... i hope i can find my gasmask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael J Jackson Posted June 12, 2009 #6 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted June 12, 2009 #7 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Brilliant; Cracked is a great site, it always makes me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael J Jackson Posted June 12, 2009 #8 Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act." Ah ha that was a good laugh Lol, yeah, that's probably the best.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted June 12, 2009 #9 Share Posted June 12, 2009 You know, nothing is going to happen. What rock-hard evidence do we have to support such a claim that something will, indeed, happen in December of 2012? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSearcher Posted June 25, 2009 #10 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This link is worth a read too Hilarious to be honest : The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World My favorite quotes so far : Meet the Large Hadron Collider. Meet the Large Hadron Collider...Again Meet the Large Goddamn Hadron ****ing Collider. and last but not least : Basically the only thing that will save us from getting transformed into globulets of grey goo in a few years will be if the Large Hadron Collider kills us first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Set the Fallen Posted June 25, 2009 #11 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I think that propeci of "half the world will perice" might do though. It did not really have a date, so it's lame putting it into 2012, also it sounds more interesting. It's not really a doomsday propheci though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNova@ Posted June 25, 2009 #12 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Freakin hilarious! "The reality is McKenna utilized a pattern of his own invention to create a timeline of his own invention, and then predicted world events that had already happened. " Man, I wish I had these skills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted June 29, 2009 #13 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I read this the other day and was laughing myself to tears. The best thing about it is that it's not only funny, but makes sense. People have been predicting The End for ages, based on nothing solid, and will continue to do so well after 2012. Just keep moving the date and pretending to be credible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted July 26, 2009 #14 Share Posted July 26, 2009 lol great article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigmatic Annasawzi Posted July 28, 2009 #15 Share Posted July 28, 2009 The one thing I've always like about Cracked, is their ability to explain the otherwise already obivious to the oblivious masses of superstitious church goers. EA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brlesq1 Posted August 9, 2009 #16 Share Posted August 9, 2009 ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadaver Posted August 9, 2009 #17 Share Posted August 9, 2009 that website is so great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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