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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:

Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:

Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.

Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.

Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

Here lays Butch, We planted him raw.He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:

Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.

Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.

Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetry in Tombstone, Arizona:

Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.

Bill Wilson


I told you i was sick!

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:

Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.

On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:

She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:

On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:

Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.

More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:

Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.

Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood:

In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.

On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts:

Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:

Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.

In a cemetary in England:

Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shal you be, Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstome:

To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.


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Ahhhh Bless! :s2 :s2 :s2

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Last words.....

"I Think I Can Make It!"

"There Ain't No Gas Line Here"

"It'll Support My Weight"

"I've Done This a Million Times"

"Do you smell gas?"

"I Know It's Lightning Outside"

"The Train Never Comes Down These Tracks"

"Sure, The Water Is Deep Enough To Dive"

"The Power's Off"

"This Fuse Is Plenty Long"

"I told you I was sick!"

"I knew this was going to happen to me!

"I'm Just Gonna Take Me a Wizz Over Here By the Electric Fence"


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Heres a couple more epitaphs:

Reading, Berkshire, UK.

here lies the body of william gordon,

he'd a mouth almighty and teeth accordin

stranger tread lightly upon this sod

for if he gapes your gone by god

Edinburgh, Scotland.

erected to the memory of John Macfarlane,

drowned in the water of leith,

by a few affectionate friends

warwickshire, UK

poorly lived,

poorly died,

poorly buried,

and no one cried

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Posted (IP: Staff) ·

A real gigle MC

My epitaph is going to read


I've allready put an order in for it . ;)

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I was thinking about putting HTML code for my epitaph. :)

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