UM-Bot Posted June 25, 2009 #1 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A firm in Latvia is offering loans of an equivalent of $100-$1000 to residents and requires only the borrower's immortal soul as security. They have up to 90 days to repay the loan otherwise the firm will take full possession of it."A financial company in Latvia is offering residents loans secured by nothing but their immortal soul. Riga-based firm, named Kontora, does not require credit history record or proof of employment."View: Full Article | Source: Mosnews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdohle Posted June 25, 2009 #2 Share Posted June 25, 2009 LOL, wonder what will happen if not paid back, will it bacome an expisode in 'the collector'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashyne Posted June 25, 2009 #3 Share Posted June 25, 2009 what a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted June 25, 2009 #4 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I hope someone defaults so we can find out what the procedure is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted June 25, 2009 #5 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I hope someone defaults so we can find out what the procedure is! go on, nudge nudge, do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted June 25, 2009 #6 Share Posted June 25, 2009 go on, nudge nudge, do it. I have no call for any Latvian Lats at the moment, I'm afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted June 25, 2009 #7 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I hope someone defaults so we can find out what the procedure is! I imagine that not repaying this loan based on your word alone could result in two broken legs. For a thousand bucks not a chance, keep the money lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted June 25, 2009 #8 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I imagine that not repaying this loan based on your word alone could result in two broken legs. For a thousand bucks not a chance, keep the money lol I think you're probably right at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted June 25, 2009 #9 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I have no call for any Latvian Lats at the moment, I'm afraid! spoil sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Posted June 25, 2009 #10 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I knew a fellow who refused to pay his exorcist. He ended up being re-possessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted June 25, 2009 #11 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I knew a fellow who refused to pay his exorcist. He ended up being re-possessed *facepalm* where's the report button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted June 25, 2009 #12 Share Posted June 25, 2009 ROFL, it would be foolish not to accept a deal as ludicrous as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted June 25, 2009 #13 Share Posted June 25, 2009 We would need an atheist to try it out. Heck, they have nothing to lose it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www375 Posted June 25, 2009 #14 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Shades of Bart Simpson??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted June 25, 2009 #15 Share Posted June 25, 2009 We would need an atheist to try it out. Heck, they have nothing to lose it seems. I would try it hey why not whats a thousand bucks in Latvian to Canadian dollars $ 3.50 lol maybe not if I miss a payment I might wind up with two broken legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuriken Posted June 25, 2009 #16 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I might try this out, since I'm from Latvia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted June 25, 2009 #17 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I might try this out, since I'm from Latvia... we have a volunteer. report back asap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelican_Eel Posted June 25, 2009 #18 Share Posted June 25, 2009 How strange! Did they invent a way to harm souls? Or do they simply have too much money? Or is it a way to test Latvians' spirituality..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted June 25, 2009 #19 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Would they accept soul, slightly damaged, second owner, runs like new one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickian Posted June 25, 2009 #20 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm not religious in the least, but no in HELL would I ever "loan" my soul out. Even if it doesn't exist, I wouldn't do it for the fact that no one, God or otherwise, but me will ever have rights to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted June 25, 2009 #21 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Oh really? As RULER of Latveria, I shall have to rememdy this situation myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotsocats100 Posted June 25, 2009 #22 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) I wouldn't mess around with this stuff. Too creepy for me. Edited June 25, 2009 by lotsocats100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
village_idiot Posted June 25, 2009 #23 Share Posted June 25, 2009 ...And if you don't pay up, do they (like) come to your house with their high priest to extract your soul? What the ****!? I can see it now... "Kalima!....Kalima!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted June 25, 2009 #24 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Would they accept soul, slightly damaged, second owner, runs like new one? In the current economic climate, I doubt they can be choosy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted June 25, 2009 #25 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) How do they track the purchase? One might have already sold the soul. They need a soul database. Ohh wait..... Edited June 25, 2009 by psyche101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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