Space Commander Travis Posted June 26, 2009 #1 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Is there one yet? I'm sure there will be before long. Perhaps someone might like to invent their own. Go on, there's plenty of scope for imagination, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGH Posted June 26, 2009 #2 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Dammit i just came on here to post pretty much waht you did. I doubt it will be long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted June 26, 2009 #3 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I heard they rushed Mr Jackson off onto a plane after they announced he was dead was it a plane, or UFO?????? Edited June 26, 2009 by chemical-licker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 26, 2009 Author #4 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'd heard they'd taken him to Area 51. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthetic Anathema Posted June 26, 2009 #5 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Well obviously after Michael Jackson was "dead" and was covered up and put into the morgue, he molted only to continue his massive little boy spree in a larger and more powerful form. Really, he was not dead - it was all faked so that he could continue his magic without governmental interference. And of course yes he was "dead", but that was only because it took all the remaining energy he had left to transmorgify into this new creature that will soon walk the face of this earth. Currently he is just burrowed into the ground absorbing energy for his emergance, and we must give out little boys steel chastisty belts once he emerges again. There - here's your conspiracy theory behind his so called "death". You all have twenty-three years and then it will continue again... stay sharp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obviousman Posted June 26, 2009 #6 Share Posted June 26, 2009 He was killed because he was going to admit he was the JFK shooter! (Okay, he would have been four but he was a damn good shot and a four year old would not appreciate he was killing the Prez; see?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BertL Posted June 26, 2009 #7 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Pretty much immediately after it became clear he was dead, a friend of mine suggested he faked his own death in order to escape his financial problems. Some people are just born to conjure up conspiracies everywhere they go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicTJ Posted June 26, 2009 #8 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard he was crazy enough to look Chuck Norris in the eye............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hill Posted June 26, 2009 #9 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Was Michael Jackson psychic? Did he predict or prophesize his own death in his music. I know he wrote a song called 'in the closet' from the dangerous album. But with hindsight, that could've been about David Carradine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle Posted June 26, 2009 #10 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'd heard they'd taken him to Area 51. By they, you mean the shadow government agents or extraterrestrials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MirrorImage Posted June 26, 2009 #11 Share Posted June 26, 2009 MJ didnt die, the government helped fake his death because they are going to use him to contact his relitives on a distant star and ask them for help in covering up th existance of Aliens. When hes done there they promised him a new, whiter, more shiney face, and a job spying on the vatican disguised as a Catholic priest pedofile. He is to be gathering information on how the Churches mind controll devices work, and steal the plans for them so that Americans can be prevented from ever knowing the truth about anything again. Ok theres my attempt at one, how'd I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BertL Posted June 26, 2009 #12 Share Posted June 26, 2009 By they, you mean the shadow government agents or extraterrestrials? The shadow government agents are extraterrestials... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Light Posted June 26, 2009 #13 Share Posted June 26, 2009 He was killed because he was going to admit he was the JFK shooter! (Okay, he would have been four but he was a damn good shot and a four year old would not appreciate he was killing the Prez; see?) Yes, perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BertL Posted June 26, 2009 #14 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Actually, a less silly theory would be that Michael Jackson was assassinated because he was about to reveal that he was the Stig, and not Schumacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 26, 2009 Author #15 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Or alternatively, the other theory I heard was that the Galactic Federation have decided that he's been a bit of disappointment as the extratrrestrials' Ambassador on earth, and so he's been recalled to Betelguese V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted June 26, 2009 #16 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thread cleaned I've removed some shall we say "tasteless" remarks from this thread. Remember we are talking about someone who has just died, can we try to keep the comments as respectful as possible please. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 26, 2009 #17 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I think foul play was involved here. Paul McCartney should be the prime suspect. -article- from Jan 2009 Michael Jackson reportedly plans to end his longstanding feud with Paul McCartney by leaving him the Beatles' back catalog in his will. Jacko and Macca have been estranged since a falling out back in 1985, after Jackson beat out McCartney and Yoko Ono -- widow of John Lennon -- in a bidding war for the rights to 200 of Fab Four's legendary songs. Sir Paul, 66, has long felt betrayed by Jackson, now 50, on principle. In 2006 McCartney said, "You know what doesn't feel very good, is going on tour and paying to sing all my songs. Every time I sing 'Hey Jude,' I've got to pay someone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunkerdrone Posted June 26, 2009 #18 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm surprised that no one has suggested that it was suicide yet. What it seems to be so far is some sort of accidental overdose or mystery illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunk Posted June 26, 2009 #19 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Supposedly the doctor who gave him his daily demerol shots is missing now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utzxubiru Posted June 26, 2009 #20 Share Posted June 26, 2009 hello, i just google this two videos on Michael Jackson "history" Was Michael Jackson another victim of MK ULTRA? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L1dwbgh4pc Did Michael Jackson had his own baby? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjomyvv-V4U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBWtyWCEGbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicebox Posted June 26, 2009 #21 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Or alternatively, the other theory I heard was that the Galactic Federation have decided that he's been a bit of disappointment as the extratrrestrials' Ambassador on earth, and so he's been recalled to Betelguese V. I myself will throw my part in on a telling of a MJ joke here or there in my day, but this is by far the most disrespectful thing I've read on this site. "It's all in good fun" "we're just trying to be funny" or "we're trying to make light of the situation". Grow up, if you're dad died would you want me to crack jokes on how he was an alien and all this bs? Stop watching Robot Chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utzxubiru Posted June 26, 2009 #22 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I myself will throw my part in on a telling of a MJ joke here or there in my day, but this is by far the most disrespectful thing I've read on this site. "It's all in good fun" "we're just trying to be funny" or "we're trying to make light of the situation". Grow up, if you're dad died would you want me to crack jokes on how he was an alien and all this bs? Stop watching Robot Chicken. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8...trol+&emb=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beale947 Posted June 26, 2009 #23 Share Posted June 26, 2009 [Tommy Lee Jones]Michael Jackson is not Dead. He just went home...[/Tommy Lee Jones] Or the 'white' Michael Jackson was a fraud and any minute now the real 'black' michael jackson is going to come along and denounce everything Or 'white' Michael Jackson, was holding 'Black' Michael Jackson hostage and pretended to be him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippySlug Posted June 27, 2009 #24 Share Posted June 27, 2009 [Tommy Lee Jones]Michael Jackson is not Dead. He just went home...[/Tommy Lee Jones] I was waiting and waiting for somebody to mention that movie ...but wasn't it Elvis who "went home"? Michael Jackson was just trying to become an agent. Maybe he finally got accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolina Cottontail Posted June 27, 2009 #25 Share Posted June 27, 2009 He died because he hated bunnies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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