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you know Yeoman Rand's cabin number

you can name all 79 episodes of classic Trek--in order

you can name alphabetically all the women Kirk seduced

Mr. Spock beamed down into your back yard last night and talked to you

you named your first child Leonard William DeForest

you named your first child Tiberius

you breed Tribbles

you have a matter/anti-matter converter in your bathroom

you answer your cellular flip-phone "Kirk here"

Deanna Troi can 'feel' your pain

you spend $150.00 at a convention on a piece of plastic that may or

may not look like a phaser

you sing along with William Shatner's record album

you shave your head to look like Captain Picard

you want to have Worf's baby

you talk... like... William Shatner--on purpose

you have a copy of every Star Trek uniform shown on TV or in the


you spend the weekend decorating your friend's van to look like a

shuttlecraft instead of going on a date with the Homecoming Queen

you trim your angora cat's hair to make it look like a tribble

you scare your little brother by acting like a Gorn

you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your spare room

your dream date is with Deanna Troi

you keep asking Scotty to 'beam you up'

he does...

you write love letters to Lursa and Bator

you can trace your genealogy back to Surak

you redecorate your living room to look like the bridge of the


you make annual pilgrimages to the Paramount lot

you have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture over 100 times

you can quote all of the Articles of the Federation

you know every word of Star Trek IV by heart

your idea of a great evening is spouting Trek trivia for six hours

with your friends

you quote the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

you sing Klingon Opera while showering

you cannot use contractions in your speech

when you get sick you want Doctor Beverly to take care of you

you use stardates on all your correspondence

you name your cat 'Spot' and feed it feline formula #29

whenever you start your car you take your right index finger and point

it ahead of you saying "Engage"

you call your Psychic friends to talk to Mr. Spock

you hire a private detective because you KNOW Guinan is here somewhere

you know the difference between "Live long and prosper" and "Nanu,


you save up money to send your kids to Starfleet Academy

you stand in line for 13 hours to get Gene Roddenberry's autograph

you channel Gene Roddenberry

you ask your broken computer to run a self-diagnostic

you talk to your computer (Hello, computer!)

if it talks back...

you already know the name of every episode of season one of Star Trek:


If any of these apply to you.....You might be a Trekkie.

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Those are so funny!

My fave is answering your cell phone with: KIRK HERE :s2

(actually, I almost did name one of my cats after SPOT) :oops:

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you know the difference between "Live long and prosper" and "Nanu,


:oops: oh dear :s2

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you save up money to send your kids to Starfleet Academy :s2

If Only :s2 :s2 :s2

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