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Six Worst Men of the Apfelschnaps


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i cant really figure out what was so offensive either, people said i was ramming my religious and moral beliefs down their throats, but theyre the ones that decided to read the thread anyway. and its not like none of them has ever been exposed to traditional morality or christian ideals before. but, hey, they said it was extremely offensive, its good enough for me, might even make me a horsekid of the apocalypse!

i have thought about starting that thread over again without allowing discussion, just the poll, but i get in enough trouble already whistling2.gif .....

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Its not offensive!!!

Its pornographic, evil and a insult to pre-teens everywhere! mad.gif

Ok so typically yes it is offensive

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Mudboots, if you screw up the Apfelschnaps thread, you're on the top of my list.

(which, I might add, is not a good thing...)

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*clasps her hands behind her back, pink ear mufs in place, casting her gaze to the ground, the shimmer of tears slightly evident in the corner of her eyes*

Snoooffy...why'd you sell out crying.gif The six horsemen needed your puffing skills crying.gif

Now she had to go and cry. You all know I can't handle it when they cry. Come to the dark side, Sera, we have neat cars and all the booze we can drink.

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I'd Just to like to add,

Neener Neener Neener tongue.gif

What you Think About that ??

Also MudBoots Dub it Ye Muppit thumbsup.gif

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I'd Just to like to add,

Neener Neener Neener tongue.gif

What you Think About that ??

*tough talk for a man who has a midget on his avatar*

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That is none other than Tony Mantana who happens to be "My Little Friend"

Would you Like To meet Him Mr Snuff ? gunsmilie.gif

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That looks more like the creepy dwarf from Twin Peaks.

Bring it on buddy boy! ph34r.gifph34r.gifpo.gif

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=phantomMudboots, if you screw up the Apfelschnaps thread, you're on the top of my list.

im leaving the apfelshnaps thread alone. looks like ill have to PM seraphina.

Also MudBoots Dub it Ye Muppit

what the hell does that mean?

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Mr Snuff,

Violence will get you no where , Bar Ward 10 eating puree'd carrots tongue.gif

I have select Members of said Apfelschnaps gang, In my Back pocket wink2.gif

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Muddy Man ,

Its a Glaswegian term, in Spoken English it means. Silence Fool thumbsup.gif

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i turned down the chance to bet the 6th member because it would mean changing my quote!

however, i am the holder of the pink glittery sparkle wand and there are more members of my group!

lol

guess who!

ph34r.gif

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Phantom & all the 6 worst men what do you say? Can I be the groovy Canadian chick, of the 6 worst men of the apfelschnapps?

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For the select few who happen to be sane, I propose the beginning of what I shall call " Sane Members Of U.M." just take this sanity test and, if deemed sane, you may join.

Sane Or Insane?

Now, I hope at least one person will be sane enough. After all, you get a free SR-71!

P.M. me if you want to join.

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Come to the dark side, Sera, we have neat cars and all the booze we can drink.

Well there, my friend, I regret that the horesmen offer nothing besides a cooler name, and we don't go yellow when exposed to the air. Though you may be tempted by the apfelschnapps now...I never trust a group that has to bribe people to join disgust.gif

In any event Snuffy...I shall remember this betrayal. You must understand that the Horsemen never forget...and one day, retribution shall be called for. Perhaps not today, not tommorow, perhaps not even for years...but one day...we shall come for you.

And on that day we shall visit upon you wrath that shall echo across the cosmos in the form on blinding fear and agony the likes of which mortal man was never meant to endure...

...and I shall do it...

...in my pink earmuffs.

And I'm sorry Mr Mudboots, but I'll have to reject your application...you're beliefs have too little in common with the other members, and I'm afraid after a day or so of infighting, you'd be roasted on a spit, and bets taken on how loud the sizzling would be huh.gif

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scared.gif ooooooooooo............"hell hath no fury..." Snuffs, or should we start referring to you as Snuffed? salook.gif

Either way, its been good knowing ya. whistling2.gif

w00t.gif

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You answered "yes" to 41 of 55 questions, making you 25.5% insanity pure (74.5% insanity corrupt); that is, you are 25.5% pure in the insanity domain (you have 74.5% Crazyness in you).

According to the scoring guide, your insanity experience level is: You're a loony.

I guess I fail .

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You answered "yes" to 7 of 55 questions, making you 87.3% insanity pure (12.7% insanity corrupt); that is, you are 87.3% pure in the insanity domain (you have 12.7% Crazyness in you).

According to the scoring guide, your insanity experience level is: Nowhere close to crazy.

Awww crying.gif Why I have to be the sane one"?

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DOT9M, you're most welcome to join. You met the bribing criteria... w00t.gif

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There's a bribing criteria.... Damn I missed the memo! w00t.gifthumbsup.gif

So bribes are allowed now.... tongue.gif

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There's a bribing criteria.... Damn I missed the memo! w00t.gifthumbsup.gif

So bribes are allowed now.... tongue.gif

Does that mean I'm about to get bribed? wink2.giftongue.gifw00t.gif

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Fenris Posted on May 20 2004, 10:05 AM

  QUOTE (Celti @ May 20 2004, 08:29 AM)

There's a bribing criteria.... Damn I missed the memo! 

So bribes are allowed now.... 

Does that mean I'm about to get bribed?   

Hmmmm why would you need to get bribed?... wink2.gif

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These are not bribes ohmy.gif . The worst men are honarable and feel it would be insulting to return any gifts offered ..

Snuffy it's O.K. we have alcohol thumbsup.gif

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The worst men are honarable and feel it would be insulting to return any gifts offered ..

The horsemen are not, and I'm going to have you all killed in your sleep disgust.gif

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Kismit Posted on May 20 2004, 10:15 AM

These are not bribes  . The worst men are honarable and feel it would be insulting to return any gifts offered ..

Whoa hold on a minute Kismit... It all depends what kind of gifts w00t.gifwhistling2.gifthumbsup.gif

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Let me rephrase myself ,

The members of the apfelschnapps are most grateful for

the *cough*Cough* gifts huh.gif .... That are offered (ahem ) to us . Infact our graetfullness is only increased when said gifts are really freakin big and expensive thumbsup.gif

*LOL* sorry to crash you post hun... or the other kind *wink wink* thumbsup.gif

gratuitus flirting in an unauthorised thread . I'm sure theres a rule against that in the moderators manual somewhere ohmy.gif

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