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Expressions for women on high stress days.....


emmy
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1. You - off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?

6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren't asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

16. You say I'm a b**** like it's a bad thing.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?

19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.

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3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

I have days like that but never before 9 o clock (school Run!!!) Like most mums we're unrecognisable at 9am from the Glamourous Sex Kittens at the school gates at 3.15pm :s2

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Like most mums we're unrecognisable at 9am from the Glamourous Sex Kittens at the school gates at 3.15pm :s2

:o And this school would be located where, exactly? :sl :sk:su

:::quickly tearing thru desk drawer looking for map and highlighter:::

*drool*

:s02

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Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.

Halo wrote:Like most mums we're unrecognisable at 9am from the Glamourous Sex Kittens at the school gates at 3.15pm

I can fully agree with that Halo.... Unfortunatly I have to be up early in the morning so it's slap on the war paint then... :s2 :s2

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Posted (IP: Staff) ·

I have a 5 minute make up plan and I allways look great.image

16. You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing.
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