SpaceyKC Posted November 22, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 22, 2002 1. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF. 2. GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS. 3. A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER. 4. I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER. 5. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN......SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. 9. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY....I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 10. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 11. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 12. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 13. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 14. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES! 15. I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE. (sorry if any of these are repeats.....wait maybe they're worth mentioning again!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted November 22, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 22, 2002 A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER. One of my Favs and very apt at the moment :mrgreen: But they are all good :twisted: Nice one KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted November 22, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 22, 2002 I like 'em all :s2 :s2 :s2 Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time My fav, I'm trying this one out at work when my boss asks why I'm standing around doing nothing (again). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 23, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 23, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 I loved all of them ......especially from 10 Down :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted November 23, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies :twisted: :twisted: Room for one more!! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 23, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 23, 2002 lol and how many times have we said that :s2 :s2 I still got a little space round by the roses :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 23, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 23, 2002 I'll be good ..... honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 23, 2002 #8 Share Posted November 23, 2002 :s2 :s2 . OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY....I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. This is now above my computer! :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Brain Posted November 23, 2002 #9 Share Posted November 23, 2002 NICE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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