WOMEN - POSITIVELY SPEAKING!

[SpaceyKC]

1. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF.

2. GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE

DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS.

3. A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER.

4. I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO

COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER.

5. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN......SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER

RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE

QUEEN.

8. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

9. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY....I DID IT RIGHT THE

FIRST TIME.

10. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

11. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

12. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

13. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

14. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE

THE BODIES!

15. I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO BAD

PEOPLE.

(sorry if any of these are repeats.....wait maybe they're worth mentioning again!)

[Kira]

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER.

One of my Favs and very apt at the moment :mrgreen:

But they are all good

:twisted: Nice one KC

[emmy]

I like 'em all :s2 :s2 :s2

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time

My fav, I'm trying this one out at work when my boss asks why I'm standing around doing nothing (again).

[Kismit]

:s2 :s2 :s2 I loved all of them ......especially from 10 Down :s2 :s2 :s2

[emmy]

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

:twisted: :twisted:

Room for one more!! hehehe

[Kismit]

lol and how many times have we said that :s2 :s2

I still got a little space round by the roses :twisted:

[Althalus]

I'll be good ..... honest

[Halo_Jones]

:s2 :s2

. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY....I DID IT RIGHT THE

FIRST TIME.

This is now above my computer! :mrgreen:

[Dr.Brain]

NICE...