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The Village People Meets Star Wars


Althalus
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Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")

(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).

<Try singing this one to the YMCA in my MIDI section!>

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said

YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said

YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I

*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*

YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am

WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you

GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say

*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.

He's 900 years old!

He's so strong in the Force!

Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

Come and get yourself clean!

Come and have a good meal!

Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into

SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this

TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got

*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*

YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is

COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be

HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is

*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.

He's 900 years old!

He's so strong in the Force!

Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A

Don't just stand in the rain!

You're all covered with mud!

come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't

TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his

OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha

*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*

YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be

GOING, off to save all your friends? To be

TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you

*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A

You should stay here and train!

You don't have to save Han!

If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.

(repeat and fade).

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I don't mind having that tune stuck in my head,

now I have funny verses to go with it! :s2

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