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Hazzard

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The Silver Thong Celestial

The Silver Thong

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Ok things to bring to the party.

wooden stakes

silver bullets

garlic

anti alien probing underwear

tinfoil hat

a copy of loose change 2 called looser change lol

a map of the solar system

a complete set of encyclopedias

universal translator with spell check

bible

Koran

cross

shot gun (zombies)

Damn anything else hmmmm

Oh and wine for Lilly and a keg of beer for me :D

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Even though we didn't see eye to eye on 'some' subjects, and found ourselves on the opposing sides of the odd contentious point...I always respected the guys experience and knowledge, and learned ple

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I didn't expect my heart to be so heavy. I am glad to have known MID at least and honored that he took the time to mingle with some of us less knowledgeable folk. I'm not sure this place will ever be

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The Silver Thong Celestial

The Silver Thong

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We could have a face painter who did faces on Butts.

Starchy would be in Heven.

Oh Oh me first. I want the man in the moon painted on my butt, oh ya :D

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Alienated Being Perspicacious

Alienated Being

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As long as my good friend Jack Daniel is involved, I couldn't care less about UFO talk. :)

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sinewave Perspicacious

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Well I don't want to be like everyone else. Electric it is! :D

Bring the Strat and I'll bring a bass. Is there a drummer in the house?

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Evangium Experienced

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Sounds like one of those parties where a few laws of nature, and some that were only just discovered after the fact, are violated. Repeatedly :ph34r:

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DONTEATUS Divinity

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Dont you just Love a well planned party thats got not a chance in H*** of getting remembered?

If you can remember it ,It wasnt that good of a party!

But we do need Mid to wire up the Eletrics! Now were going to Launch! :rolleyes:

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Bring the Strat and I'll bring a bass. Is there a drummer in the house?

Definitely. Sounds good to me! Okay so, what are we waiting for?

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Purplos Enlightened

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Hand over a drink to the quiet one in the corner and I'll share my...

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Hand over a drink to the quiet one in the corner and I'll share my...

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Eww. What's a Purplo cocktail sausage? No thanks. Oops. I assumed I was invited.

Need a waiter to pass the Purplo's around?

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Oh Oh me first. I want the man in the moon painted on my butt, oh ya :D

Make sure you post it in the members' gallery!

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The planning is coming along rather nicely. I can see the music has already been planned and parts of the entertainment in the form of butt painting (mellow.gif).

AB, there will naturally be Jack Daniels in sufficient quantities tongue.gif

Cheers,

Badeskov

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xCrimsonx Immortal

xCrimsonx

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Vodka melon balls! *wiggy jiggy* :tu:

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Hazzard Erudite

Hazzard

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Ill bring a couple of bottles of Jameson, and my cousins incredible salsa.

How is DONTEATUS doing at the BBQ, and what is best with those big a** Texas steakes..? Fries?? naaah... Big D?

Im not that worried, but one never knows... bee might bring Hoagland? <_<

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Hazzard Erudite

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We could have a face painter who did faces on Butts.

Starchy would be in Heven.

:lol:

That is actually a good idea, TALM,... (Instead of name tags).. We could all paint our faces, and get costumes and stuff, so that we look like our avatars. :tu:

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The Silver Thong Celestial

The Silver Thong

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:lol:

That is actually a good idea, TALM,... (Instead of name tags).. We could all paint our faces, and get costumes and stuff, so that we look like our avatars. :tu:

Oh crap ! lol

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Hazzard Erudite

Hazzard

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This means that Sweetpumper will, finaly, get to wear that elegant thong from Brazil,.. I heard its low cut and has a beautiful lace panel in the back, and the front is made from stretch mesh. ^_^

:unsure2:

*Goes to Badeskov, in the bar, buying myself a double Jameson... before Sweetpumper shows up*

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DONTEATUS Divinity

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Ill bring a couple of bottles of Jameson, and my cousins incredible salsa.

How is DONTEATUS doing at the BBQ, and what is best with those big a** Texas steakes..? Fries?? naaah... Big D?

Im not that worried, but one never knows... bee might bring Hoagland? <_<

The best thing with Great Steaks is Lots of people to Cook them for.

But we may need some really well crafted Tequllia`s t wash down those "Purplo`s"

They are made of Alien bits and peices,with a few missing cow`s thrown in for Human consuption.

A for Sweet`s mesh thong Thats a sight that may need a Few Hours of serious drinking to handle .

You Know Skyeagle is getting it Taylored in Texas,by a Famous Ex-Roswell Wittness.

Its made out of one of the Long Lost Top secret materials " Un-believeiumn" A Mylar like substance.

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DONTEATUS Divinity

DONTEATUS

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We nee to Name our Party ! I vote "Level 38 Cosmic Particalization Above Top Seceret"

Bring your birthday suits ! :innocent:

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thefinalfrontier

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This means that Sweetpumper will, finaly, get to wear that elegant thong from Brazil,.. I heard its low cut and has a beautiful lace panel in the back, and the front is made from stretch mesh. ^_^

:unsure2:

*Goes to Badeskov, in the bar, buying myself a double Jameson... before Sweetpumper shows up*

:w00t: Wondering if we need to show up totally shnockered before hand now Hazz. :hmm:

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