A party with all the UM members.

[DONTEATUS]

You would Let Him try and Land on Edwards ? I`ll get the Dozers out tonite and dig a few more miles each end!

[skyeagle409]

Nope. She's a top secret beastie with technology only available in Sky's world (He knows exactly where this technology came from. I'm surprized he hasn't spilled the beans yet...)!

I guess it is time to spill the beans.

I got the technology at the local flea market during their 'Blue Light" special. I first became aware of the exotic technology when I brought a lawnmower that was powered by an electromagnetic propulsion system. It doesn't leave any wheel marks on the grass and it is great because you only have to use it once. That is because one use will fry the living daylights out of your lawn.

At least, you won't have to worry about your wife getting on your case about cutting the lawn on Saturdays because there will be no lawn left for you to cut. In that respect, the lawnmower paid for itself after just one use in the peace-of-mind of not worrying about currting the grass anymore on my day off.

[psyche101]

Thats nothing...

[DONTEATUS]

Me too psyche101 I know how you Feel!

[psyche101]

Me too psyche101 I know how you Feel!

There has been some real hotties in Sci Fi over the years. 7 of 9 just kicks their collective butts. I have to say Jolene Blalock is a damn fine runner up though.

I even liked the show!!

Edited August 11, 2010 by psyche101

[psyche101]

Hi all

From memory this is seven of nine from voyager??, i guess all i can say is WOW!!!!!.

cheers warp10

Hi Warp10

You surprise me yet again!!

How is it at all possible one could forget this????????????

Only surpassed by our Emma.

Edited August 11, 2010 by psyche101

[DONTEATUS]

Hi Warp10

You surprise me yet again!!

How is it at all possible one could forget this????????????

Only surpassed by our Emma.

The cabin pressure has got those Lips on MAX press ! Say 150psi?

[DBunker]

Nope. She's a top secret beastie with technology only available in Sky's world (He knows exactly where this technology came from. I'm surprized he hasn't spilled the beans yet...)!

That is weird... Maybe he isnt as much in the "know" as he wants us to believe...?

Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance?

[MID]

You would Let Him try and Land on Edwards ?

NO.

I was just kiddin'!

[MID]

Only surpassed by our Emma.

Funny you mention Emma.

I think of Emma when dealing with Sally...

The intellect is profound in both cases.

[MID]

Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance?

Oh God...

Not weight and balance!

Having some fun is high on all passenger's agendae, for sure, without consideration of weight, balance, intoxication level, level of clothes being worn, political orientation, belief systems adhered to, or not, or anything else!

I know D has some staff positions open still (He's Personnel director as well as chief cook and bottle washer).

Always looking for a few good debunkers!

Edited August 11, 2010 by MID

[DONTEATUS]

Im working on the Art work of our Ship of Infinite Imagination as we type! Mids got the flying down to a Art Now we will soon see the Classic Lines of our Mother -of a -Ship!

[Hazzard]

That is weird... Maybe he isnt as much in the "know" as he wants us to believe...?

Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance?

Skyeagle not "in the know".... Now that is just silly talk!

As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator?

We do have a Holodeck, right!?

Jessica Alba (Dark Angel)

Jolene Blaylock (Enterprise)

Natalie Portman (Star Wars)

Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman)

Jennifer Connelly (Rocketeer, Dark City, Hulk)

Sigourney Weaver (Alien, etc...)

Famke Janssen (i forgot)

Angelina Jolie (Sky Captain, Lara Croft, Cyborg 2)

Terry Farrell (DS9)

Sean Young (Bladerunner...she really doesn't need 3)

Jolene Blaylock (Enterprise)

Erin Grey (Buck Rogers)

Claudia Black (see above)

Linda Hamilton (Terminators, etc.)

Jessica Steen (Earth2, Armageddon, Outer Limits)

Yes I stole that list.

Edited August 12, 2010 by Hazzard

[MID]

Skyeagle not "in the know".... Now that is just silly talk!

As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator?

We do have a Holodeck, right!?

Oh yea.

Sally's rather industrious and D is outfitting the place as we speak (he's a busy little Texan cook, I'll tell you)!

Holodeck is on deck 3...you'd be pefect for that job!

D: Put him to work!

[mcrom901]

As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator?

here's my ticket... @#$%&

automatically overriding the candidate shortlists....

so... who is in charge of screenings?

Edited August 12, 2010 by mcrom901

[mcrom901]

Thats nothing...

[Xzenox]

i want to do things to her

[mcrom901]

i want to do things to her

[Xzenox]

Omg boner

[DONTEATUS]

She can be on our Crew List ButNo Smokin ! You know the Cig`s Gotta Go!! The other Smokin

Is a pre-requisit !

Our Faithful Flt-Deck Crew Thanks you !

[DBunker]

Maybe we could sex it down a bit.... We wouldnt want to be grounded before lift off, would we?

[Hazzard]

Maybe we could sex it down a bit.... We wouldnt want to be grounded before lift off, would we?

Yes, I agree... Whats with the porn thing lately?

I think we should focus a little more on what might actually be waiting for us, out there.

[MID]

Yes, I agree... Whats with the porn thing lately?

I think we should focus a little more on what might actually be waiting for us, out there.

Yes...

And she's not going to be waiting there..so, by D's request:

Our Itinerary For The Final full Up Test Flight

T minus 6 days and counting...

18 August 2010:

04:00 PDT

Crew boarding.

08:00 PDT

Lift off (currently planned from RWY 17 at EDW).

08:54 PDT

Cruising flight at FL500. Pre-ignition preparations begin (Including glyn-proofing the emergency egress hatch).

09:02 PDT

Ignition of the 8 He-3 engines.

09:16 PDT

Engine shutdown in nominal earth orbit of 119 x 126 miles.

10:23 PDT

Engine ignition for trans-lunar boost

10:43 PDT

Engine shutdown and trans-lunar coast begins. Planned Velocity 103,000 MPH.

14:00 PDT

Crew briefing on lunar procedures. Then, several hours of fun time.

19 August 2010:

10:40 PDT

Begin maneuvers for lunar orbit insertion.

11:02 PDT

Lunar orbit insertion burn.

11:47 PDT:

Final orbital adjustment.

12:45 PDT

Begin final descent.

13:00 PDT

Landing at Kepler Crater.

14:30 PDT

Begin testing procedures.

Loading and testing of the 1/6 g pool.

Full up smoker test, including a massive dinner prepared for all crew members.

All deck libation dispensing systems test.

He-3 supplemented lunar EVA test.

Test of the He-3 powered really cool Donteatus designed rovers (we plan a trip around the rim of Kepler, with full maneuvering tests (this will take me some 65 miles, and ~ 18 miles away from the ship at greatest distance. Expected duration will be 4 hours for the test).

Maybe some lunar skiing down the central peak’s slopes if time permits.

20:00 PDT

Debriefing over a huge BBQ dinner.

22:00 PDT

Sleep period begins.

20 August 2010

02:00 PDT

Wake up with indigestion and take care of the situation.

06:00 PDT

Wake up call (for real...Sally pefforms this function, very punctually).

07:30 PDT

Begin launch preparations.

09:00 PDT

Lift off from the Moon.

09:15 PDT

Enter lunar orbit

11:30 PDT

Engine ignition for trans-earth flight

11:44 PDT

Engine shutdown. Planned velocity 86,500 MPH

14:00 PDT

Begin zero g recreational activities testing on deck 2 and 3.

18:00 PDT

Humongous Brisket dinner on deck 1.

19:30 PDT

Landing briefing.

20:30 PDT

Holodeck testing ( Sally’s got a doozie of a program worked out for this!)

22:00 PDT

Sleep period begins.

21 August 2010:

02:00

Wake up with indigestion again. Take care of it.

06:00 PDT

Wake up call.

08:00 PDT

Entry and landing briefing.

09:00 PDT

Glyn’s pre-entry potty break, diaper fitting, and psychological prep session with D.

10:00 PDT

Entry prep and maneuvers begin.

11:20 PDT

He-3 engine ignition and entry slow-down profile

11:45 PDT

Entry begins (we're planning on limiting g loads to around 2...for the faint of heart on the flight deck).

12:40 PDT

Powered atmospheric flight, 50,000 feet, Mach 1.3

13:20 PDT

Final approach to RWY 17 at EDW.

13:24 PDT

Landing.

14:00 PDT

Three hour debriefing and drinking session begins on deck 1.

3 days, 5 hours, 24 minutes flight time.

Be at EDW by 17 August at 12:00 PDT!

Glyn: Please bring along your certification of centrifuge training completion, or I'll send you out that emergency egress hatch.

D: Have the food loaded by 16 August at 09:00

bade: Have a beer, stock the beermeister (especially the flight deck one!), and report for flight deck crew prep briefing at 10:00 on 17 August (6 pack is mandatory for this briefing).

[DONTEATUS]

Now we have it A Plan from da Man! Everyone Get to It! Mid`s not one for Late crew members Nor Cracking the Forst Post Launch Bottle of Champange!!!!

[MID]

Now we have it A Plan from da Man! Everyone Get to It! Mid`s not one for Late crew members Nor Cracking the Forst Post Launch Bottle of Champange!!!!

Hey D!

You want Hazz on this flight?

I think he'd be great as a Holodeck operator. He hasn't done any flight deck training, but you folks are limited to very low g loads down yonder in the passenger decks.

This is his idea, after all! He oughta get a preview of the Moon first hand!