DONTEATUS Posted August 11, 2010 #1451 Share Posted August 11, 2010 You would Let Him try and Land on Edwards ? I`ll get the Dozers out tonite and dig a few more miles each end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyeagle409 Posted August 11, 2010 #1452 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Nope. She's a top secret beastie with technology only available in Sky's world (He knows exactly where this technology came from. I'm surprized he hasn't spilled the beans yet...)! I guess it is time to spill the beans. I got the technology at the local flea market during their 'Blue Light" special. I first became aware of the exotic technology when I brought a lawnmower that was powered by an electromagnetic propulsion system. It doesn't leave any wheel marks on the grass and it is great because you only have to use it once. That is because one use will fry the living daylights out of your lawn. At least, you won't have to worry about your wife getting on your case about cutting the lawn on Saturdays because there will be no lawn left for you to cut. In that respect, the lawnmower paid for itself after just one use in the peace-of-mind of not worrying about currting the grass anymore on my day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted August 11, 2010 #1453 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Thats nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted August 11, 2010 #1454 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Me too psyche101 I know how you Feel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted August 11, 2010 #1455 Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) Me too psyche101 I know how you Feel! There has been some real hotties in Sci Fi over the years. 7 of 9 just kicks their collective butts. I have to say Jolene Blalock is a damn fine runner up though. I even liked the show!! Edited August 11, 2010 by psyche101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted August 11, 2010 #1456 Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) Hi all From memory this is seven of nine from voyager??, i guess all i can say is WOW!!!!!. cheers warp10 Hi Warp10 You surprise me yet again!! How is it at all possible one could forget this???????????? Only surpassed by our Emma. Edited August 11, 2010 by psyche101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted August 11, 2010 #1457 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Hi Warp10 You surprise me yet again!! How is it at all possible one could forget this???????????? Only surpassed by our Emma. The cabin pressure has got those Lips on MAX press ! Say 150psi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBunker Posted August 11, 2010 #1458 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Nope. She's a top secret beastie with technology only available in Sky's world (He knows exactly where this technology came from. I'm surprized he hasn't spilled the beans yet...)! That is weird... Maybe he isnt as much in the "know" as he wants us to believe...? Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 11, 2010 #1459 Share Posted August 11, 2010 You would Let Him try and Land on Edwards ? NO. I was just kiddin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 11, 2010 #1460 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Only surpassed by our Emma. Funny you mention Emma. I think of Emma when dealing with Sally... The intellect is profound in both cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 11, 2010 #1461 Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance? Oh God... Not weight and balance! Having some fun is high on all passenger's agendae, for sure, without consideration of weight, balance, intoxication level, level of clothes being worn, political orientation, belief systems adhered to, or not, or anything else! I know D has some staff positions open still (He's Personnel director as well as chief cook and bottle washer). Always looking for a few good debunkers! Edited August 11, 2010 by MID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted August 11, 2010 #1462 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Im working on the Art work of our Ship of Infinite Imagination as we type! Mids got the flying down to a Art Now we will soon see the Classic Lines of our Mother -of a -Ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzard Posted August 12, 2010 Author #1463 Share Posted August 12, 2010 (edited) That is weird... Maybe he isnt as much in the "know" as he wants us to believe...? Anyway... Is there something that I can do on this trip... or am I just weight and balance? Skyeagle not "in the know".... Now that is just silly talk! As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator? We do have a Holodeck, right!? Jessica Alba (Dark Angel) Jolene Blaylock (Enterprise) Natalie Portman (Star Wars) Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman) Jennifer Connelly (Rocketeer, Dark City, Hulk) Sigourney Weaver (Alien, etc...) Famke Janssen (i forgot) Angelina Jolie (Sky Captain, Lara Croft, Cyborg 2) Terry Farrell (DS9) Sean Young (Bladerunner...she really doesn't need 3) Jolene Blaylock (Enterprise) Erin Grey (Buck Rogers) Claudia Black (see above) Linda Hamilton (Terminators, etc.) Jessica Steen (Earth2, Armageddon, Outer Limits) Yes I stole that list. Edited August 12, 2010 by Hazzard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 12, 2010 #1464 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Skyeagle not "in the know".... Now that is just silly talk! As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator? We do have a Holodeck, right!? Oh yea. Sally's rather industrious and D is outfitting the place as we speak (he's a busy little Texan cook, I'll tell you)! Holodeck is on deck 3...you'd be pefect for that job! D: Put him to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcrom901 Posted August 12, 2010 #1465 Share Posted August 12, 2010 (edited) As far as work goes, maybe there is an opening as a holodeck operator? here's my ticket... @#$%& automatically overriding the candidate shortlists.... so... who is in charge of screenings? Edited August 12, 2010 by mcrom901 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcrom901 Posted August 12, 2010 #1466 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Thats nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xzenox Posted August 12, 2010 #1467 Share Posted August 12, 2010 i want to do things to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcrom901 Posted August 12, 2010 #1468 Share Posted August 12, 2010 i want to do things to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xzenox Posted August 12, 2010 #1469 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Omg boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted August 12, 2010 #1470 Share Posted August 12, 2010 She can be on our Crew List ButNo Smokin ! You know the Cig`s Gotta Go!! The other Smokin Is a pre-requisit ! Our Faithful Flt-Deck Crew Thanks you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBunker Posted August 12, 2010 #1471 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Maybe we could sex it down a bit.... We wouldnt want to be grounded before lift off, would we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzard Posted August 12, 2010 Author #1472 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Maybe we could sex it down a bit.... We wouldnt want to be grounded before lift off, would we? Yes, I agree... Whats with the porn thing lately? I think we should focus a little more on what might actually be waiting for us, out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 12, 2010 #1473 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Yes, I agree... Whats with the porn thing lately? I think we should focus a little more on what might actually be waiting for us, out there. Yes... And she's not going to be waiting there..so, by D's request: Our Itinerary For The Final full Up Test Flight T minus 6 days and counting... 18 August 2010: 04:00 PDT Crew boarding. 08:00 PDT Lift off (currently planned from RWY 17 at EDW). 08:54 PDT Cruising flight at FL500. Pre-ignition preparations begin (Including glyn-proofing the emergency egress hatch). 09:02 PDT Ignition of the 8 He-3 engines. 09:16 PDT Engine shutdown in nominal earth orbit of 119 x 126 miles. 10:23 PDT Engine ignition for trans-lunar boost 10:43 PDT Engine shutdown and trans-lunar coast begins. Planned Velocity 103,000 MPH. 14:00 PDT Crew briefing on lunar procedures. Then, several hours of fun time. 19 August 2010: 10:40 PDT Begin maneuvers for lunar orbit insertion. 11:02 PDT Lunar orbit insertion burn. 11:47 PDT: Final orbital adjustment. 12:45 PDT Begin final descent. 13:00 PDT Landing at Kepler Crater. 14:30 PDT Begin testing procedures. Loading and testing of the 1/6 g pool. Full up smoker test, including a massive dinner prepared for all crew members. All deck libation dispensing systems test. He-3 supplemented lunar EVA test. Test of the He-3 powered really cool Donteatus designed rovers (we plan a trip around the rim of Kepler, with full maneuvering tests (this will take me some 65 miles, and ~ 18 miles away from the ship at greatest distance. Expected duration will be 4 hours for the test). Maybe some lunar skiing down the central peak’s slopes if time permits. 20:00 PDT Debriefing over a huge BBQ dinner. 22:00 PDT Sleep period begins. 20 August 2010 02:00 PDT Wake up with indigestion and take care of the situation. 06:00 PDT Wake up call (for real...Sally pefforms this function, very punctually). 07:30 PDT Begin launch preparations. 09:00 PDT Lift off from the Moon. 09:15 PDT Enter lunar orbit 11:30 PDT Engine ignition for trans-earth flight 11:44 PDT Engine shutdown. Planned velocity 86,500 MPH 14:00 PDT Begin zero g recreational activities testing on deck 2 and 3. 18:00 PDT Humongous Brisket dinner on deck 1. 19:30 PDT Landing briefing. 20:30 PDT Holodeck testing ( Sally’s got a doozie of a program worked out for this!) 22:00 PDT Sleep period begins. 21 August 2010: 02:00 Wake up with indigestion again. Take care of it. 06:00 PDT Wake up call. 08:00 PDT Entry and landing briefing. 09:00 PDT Glyn’s pre-entry potty break, diaper fitting, and psychological prep session with D. 10:00 PDT Entry prep and maneuvers begin. 11:20 PDT He-3 engine ignition and entry slow-down profile 11:45 PDT Entry begins (we're planning on limiting g loads to around 2...for the faint of heart on the flight deck). 12:40 PDT Powered atmospheric flight, 50,000 feet, Mach 1.3 13:20 PDT Final approach to RWY 17 at EDW. 13:24 PDT Landing. 14:00 PDT Three hour debriefing and drinking session begins on deck 1. 3 days, 5 hours, 24 minutes flight time. Be at EDW by 17 August at 12:00 PDT! Glyn: Please bring along your certification of centrifuge training completion, or I'll send you out that emergency egress hatch. D: Have the food loaded by 16 August at 09:00 bade: Have a beer, stock the beermeister (especially the flight deck one!), and report for flight deck crew prep briefing at 10:00 on 17 August (6 pack is mandatory for this briefing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted August 12, 2010 #1474 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Now we have it A Plan from da Man! Everyone Get to It! Mid`s not one for Late crew members Nor Cracking the Forst Post Launch Bottle of Champange!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID Posted August 12, 2010 #1475 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Now we have it A Plan from da Man! Everyone Get to It! Mid`s not one for Late crew members Nor Cracking the Forst Post Launch Bottle of Champange!!!! Hey D! You want Hazz on this flight? I think he'd be great as a Holodeck operator. He hasn't done any flight deck training, but you folks are limited to very low g loads down yonder in the passenger decks. This is his idea, after all! He oughta get a preview of the Moon first hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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