emmy Posted November 27, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 27, 2002 BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer FAX - What you lie about to the IRS HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test ROM - Where the pope lives SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear LOG ON: Makin the woodstove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on that woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truck. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. RAM: That thar thang whut splits the farwood. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside. SCREEN: Whut to shut when its' blak fly season BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. CHIP: Munchies for the TV. MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag. INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them). MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields. DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix's wife. LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs. MOUSE: What eats the grain in the brain. MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine. ENTER: Northern fer "c'mon in ya'll. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't member whut ya paid foe new rifle when yore wife asks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 28, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 28, 2002 PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. or round here: whut the mail aint all yeer rownd CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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