"Make me feel like a woman"

[Nxt2Hvn]

On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence

is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by

lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up at the

front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,

"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be

memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like

a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own

peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the

front of the plane.

Then a Texan stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:

tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to

walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a

time.........

No one moves. ......He removes his shirt. .......Muscles ripple

across his chest........ She gasps.......... He whispers: ...

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

[tendo]

hehe, i know a similar joke...

a man and woman are lying in bed, the woman turns to her husband and says 'make me feel like a woman' so he looks in her eyes and says 'go make me a sandwich'

[doomgirl]

I'd punch him in the face