Still Waters Posted January 15, 2010 #1 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The legend may be back, just as mysterious and dark, to stalk the unsuspecting.Until last weekend, Cesar Garcia and brother-in-law Juan Miranda saw their life near Horizon City as secluded and peaceful. They moved to the area from Chicago three years ago, but have suddenly been beset by strange and unexplained occurrences. Their rabbits went into hiding, their cat spent the weekend on the roof of their house, their roosters didn't crow, and their dogs didn't bark. And at least 30 of their chickens were killed by an unknown interloper. The brothers are hesitant to say what they think spooked their animals or killed their chickens. But when pressed, they said it: El Chupacabras. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louis_last Posted January 15, 2010 #2 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The brothers are hesitant to say what they think spooked their animals or killed their chickens.But when pressed, they said it: El Chupacabras. i think that can be translated as..... The brothers were hesitant to make up some BS for our news paper. But when offered cash, they said it: El Chupacabras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted January 15, 2010 #3 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Wouldn't that be El Pollocabras? I don't know. I don't know Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earlizd1 Posted January 16, 2010 #4 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Wouldn't that be El Pollocabras? I don't know. I don't know Spanish. that would translate to " The Chicken goats " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www375 Posted January 16, 2010 #5 Share Posted January 16, 2010 i think that can be translated as..... On the nose! Give that man a Kewpie doll!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www375 Posted January 16, 2010 #6 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Couldn't have been a coyote, or predatory cat. Hence, the only remaining explanation is.....A CRYPTO!!!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamemagic Posted January 17, 2010 #7 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Isn't always a crypto or alien when livestock end up dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drago Posted January 17, 2010 #8 Share Posted January 17, 2010 If the local press is having a slow day then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverCougar Posted January 17, 2010 #9 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Sorry.. sorry.. it was me. I was craveing fresh chicken and couldn't resist. On the plus side, they were very nommy! Kudos Mr. Garcia for raising such tasty chickens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Of Evolution Posted January 18, 2010 #10 Share Posted January 18, 2010 This could be a hoax.. its a way of promoting tourism on their place more tourist = more cash = more stories.. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Onyx~ Posted January 18, 2010 #11 Share Posted January 18, 2010 But on a lighter note, a completely new fried chicken chain was born: El Chupa Fried Chicken...and it tastes EXACTLY as it's translated!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unseen Posted January 18, 2010 #12 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Wouldn't that be El Pollocabras? I don't know. I don't know Spanish. No it would be chupapollos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One or Alister Wayman etc. Posted March 21, 2010 #13 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Isn't it 'LA Chupacobra'.. 'El' just doesn't sound right in front of that, but whatever.. The point here is that someothing like a being like this deosn't seem uncreadibly unlikely- just like werewolves, Lochness, bigfoot, etc. It's just their ELUSIVENESS that seems to be so unusual.. as if there are always very few in one area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 21, 2010 #14 Share Posted March 21, 2010 When is the chupacabra chupapollo myth going to just go away already? I think louis_last pretty much summed it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSearcher Posted March 22, 2010 #15 Share Posted March 22, 2010 When is the chupacabra chupapollo myth going to just go away already? I think louis_last pretty much summed it up. Well as long as people continue to do this (from the article) Garcia was puzzled by the wounds on some of the chickens, which he described as "two pokes.""We looked it up on the Internet -- the Chupacabras," he said. Because we all know that the internet only tells the truth, just like the television. El Chupacabras even stumped TV FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in a 1997 episode of the "X-Files" that starred Ruben Blades. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 22, 2010 #16 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Well as long as people continue to do this (from the article) Because we all know that the internet only tells the truth, just like the television. 'Nuff said. Of course, puncture wounds are always caused by Chupacabras. Honestly I am even doubtful Garcia looked anything up on the internet. Garcia wanted some attention and maybe an interview or two to pay for the chickens he lost. Of course, there I go having a little more faith in humanity than I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 22, 2010 #17 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Well, to be honest, what doesn't spark talk of Chupacabras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 22, 2010 #18 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Well, to be honest, what doesn't spark talk of Chupacabras? Talk of alien animal mutilators? But that's about the only thing I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSearcher Posted March 22, 2010 #19 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Well, to be honest, what doesn't spark talk of Chupacabras? A swift kick in the backside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 22, 2010 #20 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Talk of alien animal mutilators? But that's about the only thing I can think of. But I BET even then you'd get one troll with 'I REKON IT WOZ CHUPIE!!1!1!' A swift kick in the backside? Could have been Chupacabra taunting you. He is always watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 22, 2010 #21 Share Posted March 22, 2010 A swift kick in the backside? That too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSearcher Posted March 22, 2010 #22 Share Posted March 22, 2010 .... Could have been Chupacabra taunting you. He is always watching. I recon a chupacabra would bite me in the backside more than kick me. Besides I never heard of a kicking one, unless David Beckham is one of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 22, 2010 #23 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I recon a chupacabra would bite me in the backside more than kick me. Besides I never heard of a kicking one, unless David Beckham is one of course. And he would leave two funny little puncture wounds too! The Chupacabra, not Becks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZuanNiu Posted March 22, 2010 #24 Share Posted March 22, 2010 There aren't any foxes there? Coyotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marby Posted March 22, 2010 #25 Share Posted March 22, 2010 There aren't any foxes there? Coyotes? At the very least, foxes... but that wouldn't make it into the papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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