jeceris Posted June 15, 2004 #1 Share Posted June 15, 2004 yesterday, on another thread i wrote a vampire haiku. pretty bad. nonetheless, the first one i had written since highschool. steve earle, musician as you know, spent one year writing a haiku everyday. so i propose on this thread to write a haiku. very simple rule to writing one. it can be about anything, does not have to rhyme, and must have 17 syllables. i'll start off my dad has had baked beans and cooked cabbage, stay away from the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico del nacho Posted June 15, 2004 #2 Share Posted June 15, 2004 it has to be written 5, 7, 5, i thought. went camping sunday my friend fell into the lake and oh, how i laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico del nacho Posted June 15, 2004 #3 Share Posted June 15, 2004 i fought seven bears they kicked my ass quite badly i'll make them all pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeceris Posted June 15, 2004 Author #4 Share Posted June 15, 2004 brilliant chico. you could be right about the 5,7,5 bit. as i say it's been awhile. to write a haiku dictate it five seven five chico told me so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris Posted June 15, 2004 #5 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I've never seen worse Than these poor attempts at verse Poets you are not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 15, 2004 #6 Share Posted June 15, 2004 No poet am I Go ahead and criticize You might suck as bad.. Heheh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted June 15, 2004 #7 Share Posted June 15, 2004 haikus are quite dumb although some can be funny i doubt this one is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico del nacho Posted June 15, 2004 #8 Share Posted June 15, 2004 i'm not poetic but haikus take little skill so i enjoy them my haikus are bad so leave me alone, you ass... just kidding, fenris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted June 15, 2004 #9 Share Posted June 15, 2004 my haikus may suck, but yours are just as bad. make fun anyway im sitting inside but its really nice outside yet, im still in here I need some sleep i didnt get much last night and i wish i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 15, 2004 #10 Share Posted June 15, 2004 (edited) Why the Hell did half of the people on this thread do a poem like mine? Thousands of colors Are dancing before my eyes No more Acid please Edited June 15, 2004 by Falco Rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted June 15, 2004 #11 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Startled drop milk glass My cookie's getting soggy. I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted June 15, 2004 #12 Share Posted June 15, 2004 (edited) silly Japanese have seven syllable words this makes bad haikus george dubaya bush sings to moe before he sleeps We have the wrong life moe does not like this we will soon be arrested george does not sing well Edited June 16, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted June 16, 2004 #13 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Stan the ocelot found a hobo in his room shaking hands with beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 16, 2004 #14 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Paranoia and Lunatic thoughts run amuck UM message board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauncy Posted June 16, 2004 #15 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I ate three mice once They rub my belly often From the inside ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris Posted June 16, 2004 #16 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The wind shakes the tree The fish swims up the river A wise man is still Pseudo Taoist tripe It is most traditional to write as haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeceris Posted June 16, 2004 Author #17 Share Posted June 16, 2004 cars moving too slow delays my getting to work look, dead deer in ditch haiku thread goes on like the neverending sky like monkeys on speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RulerOfSquirrels Posted June 16, 2004 #18 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Awful rendition of Japanese poetry Dogs could write better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris Posted June 16, 2004 #19 Share Posted June 16, 2004 It's obvious then Dog is better than Squirrel with this poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted June 16, 2004 #20 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I must protest Cat far superior than both on the matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 16, 2004 #21 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Dog,Cat and Squirrel Are all helpless when Falcon Swoops down and takes them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted June 16, 2004 #22 Share Posted June 16, 2004 What's all this chatter? An unexplained mystery How I got this rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted June 16, 2004 #23 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Your Name Protects You In Cruelty Of Children's Hands Little Ladybug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted June 16, 2004 #24 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Flip back my eyelids squirt some jazzy eye fluid the mirror is wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted June 16, 2004 #25 Share Posted June 16, 2004 My face is furry Shaving gel soothes razor burns Monkeys, I giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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