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gaint hamster found

maimed a poodle named Winky

leggless crippled gimp

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Wipe away my tears

Though you are why they still fall

Down these cheeks of mine.

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my neck is so sore

from a camping trip to hell

i go again soon

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The full moon shines down

Brightly on the Earth below

Watching over us.

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chico del nacho

means "boy of the chips and cheese"

dancing banana?

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dancing banana

it is funny and random

nonsense is awesome

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Looking back over

All of these wonderful years

Where did the time go?

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dancing banana

with alien believers

Moe has a headache

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Cats are curious

Dogs tend to bark way too much

Birds sing pretty songs

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i have to go now

long weekend begins tonight

thursday was friday grin2.gif

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Work is over soon

I Cannot wait to get home

To see my sweetie!

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Poster child for the

hypocritical Jackass

the moe strikes again !!

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I am bored enough

to readto read all these dumb haikus

thats pathetic, huh?

bird sits on a limb

looks beautiful and proud. BANG

BB guns are fun gunsmilie.gif

palm trees in the wind

im dreaming of surf and sun

but its raining here thumbdown.gif

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This insanity

is fun! I hope this great thread

will never finish. grin2.gif

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*spam filter* tracks

loved a camel with two humps

blisters in the sun

shake that funky groove

biological beaver

we root for your toot

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*dragging out freshman poetry project. . . .*

My eyes search the stars

soul wants to join the Heavens

trapped in a body.

and, at the end . . . .

Where I find my end

finally done with project

now I say goodbye

_________________

girl: I guess I just don't have time for poetry.

teacher: What about short poems?

girl: You mean the ones that sound like a sneeze?

teacher: Haiku?

girl: That's the one. . . .

Ten big happy points if you know what that's from! thumbsup.gif

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That must be Buffy the Vampire Slayer... wub.gif

Do I still get the happy points when I admit that I googled the answer?" wiggle.gif

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That must be Buffy the Vampire Slayer... wub.gif

Do I still get the happy points when I admit that I googled the answer?" wiggle.gif

only if your googily goodness can tell you the season. . . . . wink2.gif

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only if your googily goodness can tell you the season. . . . . wink2.gif

Season 5 - Episode "Tough Love"

*Phantom bags the happy points*

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Phantom is a geek

in depth knowledge of buffy

Buy an anorak

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Phantom gains respect

can't beat me on Buffy though

but that's just my guess

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Television loud

Watching trashy bad movies

Neighbors ask questions.

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Friday sitting alone

weekend brings much the same

as the week

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wiggle the winky

wally did not like willy

*spam filter* pill popper

Edited by moe eubleck
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