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Fenris Has Been Rude

And Though Friends With A Sexy Mod

Still Easily Banned

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voice of agent Smith

makes phatom's haikus funny

.....Mr. Anderson.

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Grease 2 was better

The Rock-a-Hula-Luau

Cool Rider my friend

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It's five past four now

I need to sleep a little

I'll be a zombie

Poetic I'm not

I love this nonsense Haiku

Talented forum

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Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons
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daughter of nine moons

spilled some hot tea on her lap

get yourself a cup

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I had a tea cup

That I had filled with hot tea.

Moe made me spill it. laugh.gif

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Moe a health hazzard?

Dot should drink only ice tea

cold safer than hot

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behind the hell gates

rules an insane yellow man

yes, bert is evil

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Father's Day cooking

had to get up too early

really want to sleep sleeping.gif

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father's day breakfast

Is Mcdonalds on a beach

with 3 loud children

Where is Mrs. Moe?

she has flown to a sea school

away till July

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Do not want to go

creative writings wait though

have to write a play

BYE!

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Citizens of MOE

the great ocelot rises

let it be written

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I want to go pee

But the Toilet is too far

Oh i need to go pee

I once knew a lamb

But its game was just a scam

so then i ate it...

The lamb tastes like ham

Excuse me Mam, Want some lamb

Oh this tastes like ham... tongue.gif

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Curse my good looks

That make the nice girls suffer

Face shall meet hammer.

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Curse my good looks

That make the nice girls suffer

Face shall meet hammer.

I have good looks too

Your good looks make me suffer...

Now you will suffer... tongue.gif

Coca-Cola's Gross

I like Pepsi much better

dont quit your day job tongue.gif

Pepsi Pepsi Pep

whistling2.gif Pepsi for those who think young whistling2.gif

Pepsi Pepsi Pep

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Jay Nielson has crush

On mighty Snuffypuffer

We shall not make out.

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Jay Nielson's lonely

Cannot make out with Snuffy

Now time to move on tongue.gif

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Jay Nielson's lonely

Cannot make out with Snuffy

Now time to move on 

btw whos "jay nielson"

Edited by janielsenj666
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Apfelschnapps I was

Citizen of Moe I am

Dot9M I am

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Daughter of nine moons

Moe welcomes you to the MOE

bare this title well

Moe's war had been fought

while moe slept pacific time

we dont understand

Edited by moe eubleck
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Snuffy lost wallet

Insides contain his paycheck

This makes me angry.

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UA and barman

editing my avartar

happier am i grin2.gif

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This I say truly,

The wise fool is not foolish.

A wise man indeed.

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