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Immigrants to be taught the fine British art of how to queue

Immigrants are to be educated in one of Britain's most important etiquettes - how to queue properly.

Foreigners applying to settle in the UK will have to learn about the revered British practice of forming an orderly line for everything from buses to sandwiches.

Ministers even want the art of queuing to be included in citizenship tests, which immigrants must pass before settling in the country.

They believe that queue-jumping is damaging social cohesion as the majority of Brits find such behaviour unacceptable.

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz0fXNDSQbL

This doesn't happen anymore, IT'S CRAP!!!

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We did once have a great tollerence for queue jumpers, but of late thats died the death so to speak, HEY NO ****ERS JUMPING ME WHEN I HAVE WAITED SO PATIENTLY................ :innocent:

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Immigrants to be taught the fine British art of how to queue

Immigrants are to be educated in one of Britain's most important etiquettes - how to queue properly.

Foreigners applying to settle in the UK will have to learn about the revered British practice of forming an orderly line for everything from buses to sandwiches.

Ministers even want the art of queuing to be included in citizenship tests, which immigrants must pass before settling in the country.

They believe that queue-jumping is damaging social cohesion as the majority of Brits find such behaviour unacceptable.

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz0fXNDSQbL

This doesn't happen anymore, IT'S CRAP!!!

I'm not sure they've thought this one through? drug trafficking, prostitution, pick pockets, mugging, social security fraud and gun crime, would be top of the list but it will be nice to see all the dealers standing in a line.

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theres only a few things you need to remember about queueing

1. look at your watch every 30 seconds

2. tap your foot impatiently

3. if there's a gap in front of you, fill it.

4. always be first in when there's someone else who's about to go in front of you.

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theres only a few things you need to remember about queueing

1. look at your watch every 30 seconds

2. tap your foot impatiently

3. if there's a gap in front of you, fill it.

4. always be first in when there's someone else who's about to go in front of you.

You forgot tut-tutting, tut-tut.

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You forgot tut-tutting, tut-tut.

depends who you are.

its either that, beat-boxing, whistling or moaning/yelling

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