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Florida vampire to run for President

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Stygean Hugh

you guys are too funny. He'll get whats coming to him, I'm sure.

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Coffey

I believe there's a purpose made thread for that here. :P

Perfect, it's about real woman as well. Not twig models who look like children because they are too thin. :tu:

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Mistydawn

Jeeeeez; ... it's America right? laugh.gif

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Princess Serenity

o0 Good luck on him.

He's probably delusional and thinks he's a "vampire."

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pallidin

Oh great. That's all we need... another blood-sucking politician. :lol:

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tigger

Oh great. That's all we need... another blood-sucking politician. :lol:

at least you know that his blood sucking will be out in the open.. so that can make a few ppl rest easy.

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Moon Minion

I'd be less worried about the "vampyre" and more worried about those who'd vote for him.

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odiesbsc

We already have a bloodsucking president.

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InfraredCow

So what are his political views? Anyone is better than Obama original.gif

I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!sleepy.gifwacko.gif

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Queen in the North

I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!sleepy.gifwacko.gif

Hey! That's offensive to 16 year olds!

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InfraredCow

Hey! That's offensive to 16 year olds!

Pardon, there!

I've just found it's been a big fad amongst the younger kids to shout about Obama -- when before (the election) this particular age group (14 or so to about 18) would have nothing to do with politics!

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:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:

this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok.

My thoughts exactly. Haha. Flordia vampire. One has to admit, it's a clever oxymoron.

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kobolds

This is messed up in so many ways.

Did anyone related to this guy think at all to get him a trip to the local psych?

no . send him to the nut house will be better

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Crow Woman

He's.... I think this guy has already ruined his reputation with what he has done to girls. I doubt he'll be the winner in the presidential campaigne. *Fingers crossed* I do not feel a good feeling coming from that guy.

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deserthunter661

Well what do we expect. They are sucking the money out of me. Why not my blood.

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Weeping Angel

I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!sleepy.gifwacko.gif

Younger. You don't even know :P

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Rhungobains

Going into politics? What a waste of a good porn name.

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JohnSage

Gotta admit my open mind snapped shut like a bear trap when I read the headline, but then I saw his picture and I am a believer!..... that being said can a soul-less demon spawn from hell qualify as being a natural born american?

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shaka5

You ain't seen nuthin yet sucka'!!

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For PRESIDENT!!

hahahahahha

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MissMelsWell

Maybe he could choose Ted Nugent as his running mate? Ted has experience, he's run for president before.

I think Sharkey and Nugent probably have a lot in common.

**ducks**

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Grandpa Greenman

this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok.

Why do all the nut cases have to be from Florida. I keep telling people don't drink the water.

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theQ

And with idiots that we have as a voting block.... he'll probally do it.

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Black Red Devil

A blood sucking politician. What's new?

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Paranormalcy

More talk about crazy vampire politicians, less (as in NO) posting of sexytime undead.

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