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The Strange Tale of "Dr. 58"


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I have read all of the articles. They are awesome, sorry but the being is fooling you. There is a role that he is trying to fool you that he is on another dimension, they know so many things, even the things those are top secrets, govenment projects etc. So he answers your questions so fictional.But you are smarter than him so he cant create a logical fiction. But the things that he says are bull**ts. He is near you and moving the board :D When i had session i asked why they dont like human beings. And she answered me that they work with demons and their task is confusing the humans :D If u are continuing your session can you ask that question to him?

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Opening statement: Dr. 58, do you attend the Hassas Grid?

ANSWER: MAN THING, SEE THEE UP.

Question: Not you again! Who are you and what do you want?

ANSWER: HEED EE NOW, MAN THING. EE WOULD SAVVY THEE.

Question: That's progress. What do you want?

ANSWER: CRAVE THEE A BOON, MAN THING, DA YEE?

Question: A boon? Don't tell me your offering me something.

ANSWER: AYE, MAN THING. GO YEE SOFT. CRAVE THEE A BOON?

Question: No. But purely for the sake of discussion what are you offering?

ANSWER: A BOON TO THEE, MAN THING. A RIGHT BOON!

Question: My patience is limited. What is the boon?

ANSWER: BUT SOFTLY, DO THEE CRAVE IT?

Question: Right now, Im craving a cup of coffee. I'll tell you what. I will name my boon.

ANSWER: SPEAK IT TO EE, MAN THING.

Question: Let it first be understood, that the boon I now request be offered freely to me from you, and without reservation. In providing this boon, it implies absolutely no obligation from me to you or anyone else on my part whatsoever. In providing me this boon, it is understood that I owe you nothing now, not retroactively, nor in the future, nor anyone else, including any of your associates. In short, the boon I ask is to be given to me freely by you -- from you to me -- and that after the boon is given, no obligation remains in the absolute and extreme sense, and in every nuance of meaning. You provide the boon, I take it, and no obligation entails, nothing remains, not even the air itself, nor even the fabric of the universe, not one single atom or subatomic particle, or antiparticle, in this universe or any alternate or parallel universe in any permutation. Do you savvy?

ANSWER: MAN THING, EE HERE CANNOT ACCEPT UNTIL EE SAVVY THE BOON.

Question: The boon I request, then, is an item of information. Remember, in providing this information to me, you are supplying it to me freely, and I mean free in the radical, extreme and unlimited and infinite sense.

ANSWER: SAVVY! SPEAK THEE BOON!

Question: Why do you call me "Man Thing"?

ANSWER: AYE, MAN THING. THOU ART A SUB MAN, CLEAR?

Question: No. Let it be understood that if I continue to request the boon of additional information from you, the same aforementioned standard applies, that of complete and total relief from any obligation between me and you whatsoever. Do you savvy?

ANSWER: AYE, SPEAK THEE, MAN THING.

Question: You think I am a Sub Man? I presume that implies that you are in some way superior to me? I mean, do you consider yourself some kind of higher form of man than me?

ANSWER: GO THEE SOFT, MAN THING! EE NOT BE A MAN HERE. THEE BE MAN OF SHADOW MINNESOTA.

Question: I'm a man from Shadow Minnesota, and therefore a sub man, or man thing? Who are what are you? Remember our ongoing agreement regarding freely offered information.

ANSWER: EE NOT BE A MAN, BUT CERTAINLY OF THE KINGDOM.

Question: You're not a man, not a human being, but some kind of creature or entity of some kingdom? What kingdom is that?

QUESTION: TRUE KINGDOME, MAN THING. THEE FRIEND AND THEE RUCK IN MINNESOTA, BUT THEE ERR, MAN THING. THEE ERR!

Question: What friend are you talking about?

ANSWER: AYE, DR. 58, MAN THING.

Question: How do we err, as you say?

ANSWER: THEE AND DR. 58 RUCK IN MINNESOTA. YET THERE BE A TRUE KINGDOM, AYE?

Question: Hmmm. What you seem to be saying is that I exist in some sort of lower, perhaps cruder version of Minnesota, a shadow version, but my universe is perhaps a sub universe of some kind of higher, or perhaps more legitimate Minnesota, and this is the true Kingdom. Is that the case?

ANSWER: AYE, MAN THING, TRUE KINGDOM! SAVVY!

Question: Well, Dr. 58 seems to be talking about some version of Minnesota that bears no resemblance to mine. Is the true Minnesota Dr. 58 seeks information about your Kingdom?

ANSWER: AYE, AYE, MAN THING! SAVVY!

Question: How it that you are able to listen in on our conversation? What is your method? And, incidentally, this is rather rude and inconsiderate behavior.

ASNWER; NOT THEE BOON TO KNOW, MAN THING! THIS BE A NEW BOON.

Question: Then forget about it, I dont want to know how you are listening in, I dont even want to know why. Offer me this boon, but only if freely and without obligation in the extreme, total and complete sense of the meaning. Tell me your name.

ANSWER: ERR YEE, DO! ERR, MAN THING! NOT BE THIS THY BOON!

Question: Well, then just what the hell do you want? And if you are draining my C-Chits, then you are coming under obligation to me, do you savvy?

ANSWER: C-CHIT FOR THEE SUB MAN, MAN THING! C-CHIT NOT FOR KINGDOM!

Question: Whaaaaat-- evvvvvverrrrr! What do you want!!!!!!!!

ANSWER: TELL YEE THY FRIEND, DR. 58, TO VISIT KINGDOM. DR. 58 SHOULD KINGDOM COME. HE SAVVY YOU.

Question: Thats what this is all about? You want me to use my connection with Dr. 58 to try to convince him to travel to your Kingdom, this region which you say is the Real Minnesota Dr. 58 is talking about?

ASNWER: SAVVY THAT! I GEE THEE A BOON!

Question: You want me to sell out Dr. 58, and you will provide me with some kind of reward?

ANSWER: SAVVY! SAVVY, MAN THING!

Question: Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! What will you do when he gets there? Perhaps clone him out into some kind of doppelganger, send him back to New York so he can suck out his mom and dads brains?

ANSWER: IGNORANT, MAN THING! CRUDE! NOT THEE BOON TO KNOW BUSINESS OF THE KINGDOM. SEND THEE DR. 58 HERE!

Question: I have no power to send him, nor will I recommend that he travel to his version of Minnesota, your Kingdom. If he chooses to go there of his own free will, thats his business and none of mine. We are finished here.

ANSWER: SEE THEE UP, MAN THING! SEE THEE DOONE!

Question: Once again, and with much, much regret, I must remind you that we are prepared to enact Plan 9 less you cease and desist.

ANSWER: SAVVY ME THIS, PLAN 9, MAN THING. WHAT BE PLAN 9?

Question: Youll understand it quite well after it rips your face off. Now good-bye.

(That ended the communication with this entity. How curious! I wonder what is really going on.)

Not sure of the keyboard techniques to properly insert the above quote that I would like to address. First timer at replying to blogs. Yet I think my tale may be of interest to some.

I was lead to Iron Ghost's story by way of a link at The Daily Grail, and was drawn in and fascinated. Living in Minnesota, and on and overlooking the Mississippi River, made it even more compelling.

As I neared the end of IG's latest installment this morning where he states "~ after it rips your face off.~", two large black birds slammed into my picture window at face-level, behind which I sit at my computer with the river view before me. Very startling, at the least.

There seems to be some strange connections of realities(?) here with Dr.58's. MY mind has been twisting around them since first I read these reportings.

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This work of fiction was entertaining in the beginning, but now it's getting a tad ridiculous :hmm::no:

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This work of fiction was entertaining in the beginning, but now it's getting a tad ridiculous :hmm::no:

You know, I have to say, devildogs sentiments resonate with me in a way. The information IS ridiculous. Many times I've stopped and said, "This is just so ridiculous." The sessions are often irritating in a way ... other times not, but ...I don't know, maybe a haitus is called for soon.

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That's incredibly strange. I like it, though.

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You know, I have to say, devildogs sentiments resonate with me in a way. The information IS ridiculous. Many times I've stopped and said, "This is just so ridiculous." The sessions are often irritating in a way ... other times not, but ...I don't know, maybe a haitus is called for soon.

Everyone has to take a break now and then.

As I have always told you, you are more important to yourself than us, and this is simply a hobby for you, not work. Don't feel obligated. Just promise us to keep in touch and let us know you are still around.

Love,

-Caitlyn

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Everyone has to take a break now and then.

As I have always told you, you are more important to yourself than us, and this is simply a hobby for you, not work. Don't feel obligated. Just promise us to keep in touch and let us know you are still around.

Love,

-Caitlyn

You're so nice -- btw, did you know that the Minnesota state flower is a very rare and lovely orchid, the Pink Lady's Slipper.

I'm also a little concerned about Monk Mongo over there, living right next to the Granditch Chax, and a window over looking it no less.

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You're so nice -- btw, did you know that the Minnesota state flower is a very rare and lovely orchid, the Pink Lady's Slipper.

I don't know why but after reading that story it's a bit unsettling. ;)

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Maybe you could find a program that converts speech to text and just read off the transcripts?

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Yawn. :sleepy:

The only thing lamer than Ouija board transcripts are fake ones. Although, I guess ALL Ouija board transcripts are fake, but you know what I mean.

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You're so nice -- btw, did you know that the Minnesota state flower is a very rare and lovely orchid, the Pink Lady's Slipper.

I'm also a little concerned about Monk Mongo over there, living right next to the Granditch Chax, and a window over looking it no less.

May your concern lead to ever more tales, as much as you may. Thanks!

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May your concern lead to ever more tales, as much as you may. Thanks!

Fear no frog - dog - mog . Worn out energies. But they rhyme. Counts for something, right? ?Right? or.........

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Yawn. :sleepy:

The only thing lamer than Ouija board transcripts are fake ones. Although, I guess ALL Ouija board transcripts are fake, but you know what I mean.

I believe this story. I do not believe all the details and to some degree he may be manipulated by an entity, but there are many aspects of our universe and this dimension that are yet to be uncovered.

If you look at this reality as the 2nd floor of an "X"-floor building, there could be elevators, staircases, even windows, of which different things can enter. Dimensions of course can be different from parallel universes, of which I believe are infinite in number, and are only limited to the imagination of life itself.

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I love these :tu:

bile from a lower Sac or not.

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As a Minnesotan, I'd like to point out that the writer is a local humorist who loves to bust on all things Minnesotan. Including trolls.

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As a Minnesotan, I'd like to point out that the writer is a local humorist who loves to bust on all things Minnesotan. Including trolls.

I new there was something here...

1. A Writer

2. From Minnesota ( did not know)

3. Using the "Ouiji Factor" to help promote stories....Not a bad tactic really.

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I believe this story. I do not believe all the details and to some degree he may be manipulated by an entity, but there are many aspects of our universe and this dimension that are yet to be uncovered.

Wow, really? I'm sorry.

If you look at this reality as the 2nd floor of an "X"-floor building, there could be elevators, staircases, even windows, of which different things can enter. Dimensions of course can be different from parallel universes, of which I believe are infinite in number, and are only limited to the imagination of life itself.

But why a Ouija board? They are, after all made by a toy company. So why does a "spirit" or an "entity" from another "dimension" choose to communicate through a frickin' toy instead of some alternate means?

Sorry but there's nothing supernatural about a mass produced plastic board. It's phoney. Just like this trite, ridiculous story.

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Wow, really? I'm sorry.

But why a Ouija board? They are, after all made by a toy company. So why does a "spirit" or an "entity" from another "dimension" choose to communicate through a frickin' toy instead of some alternate means?

Sorry but there's nothing supernatural about a mass produced plastic board. It's phoney. Just like this trite, ridiculous story.

Lighten up; there is no need to be that rude.

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Lighten up; there is no need to be that rude.

My apologies. I just can't believe people can actually think this stuff is real.

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My apologies. I just can't believe people can actually think this stuff is real.

You are on a website named "unexplained mysteries" if you come here and cannot be civil when folks believe in something you do not, then this is likely not a good place for you to spend time. This is a website open to many different unknown things, having people come here and be rude is simply uncalled for, and counter productive. There are plenty of sites that love when people bash each other rudely, or bash believers ruthlessly...this is not one of them.

Be civil or do not participate.

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I found this thread from a link on the Mysterious Universe site and now I'm hooked (like most of you guys it seems). Whether this is coming from another dimension or inadvertently from IronGhost's subconscious, I want to thank him for taking the time and effort to share it with others. Can't wait for the next installment!!

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***Claps to the last post****

I agree Ironghost.... i been kinda "stalking" this thread for the next installment of the manuscript which you wish to post..... pretty please :rolleyes:

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I new there was something here...

1. A Writer

2. From Minnesota ( did not know)

3. Using the "Ouiji Factor" to help promote stories....Not a bad tactic really.

You're not really reading these transcripts, are you Sakari.

Here are there very first lines from the transcripts, as posted in the OP:

ANSWER: I WANT TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE OR SOME THING FROM MINNESOTA.

Question: Then youre in luck. We are located in Minnesota. We are ordinary people. We are not things. Who are you?

As the transcripts go on, I make several mentions that I am from an in Minnesota.

I've written about 40 columns here at UM, and I think I mention being from Minnesota in just about every one of them Also, in just about all of my other Ouija transcripts, I mention being a Minnesotan many numerous times.

I mean -- I invite and respect your comments -- but read the material first.

Are you still going to tell me you have been reading my work? If so, how did you miss the 9 billion times I've mentioned I'm from Minnesota, and currently living in Minnesota?

How do you explain missing this, sakari, and so, on what basis then are you offering your criticisms?

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My apologies. I just can't believe people can actually think this stuff is real.

Why are you so certain it is not "real" and for it not to be "real" one must first have a collective standard for the definition of "reality". One's perception of "reality" may be confined to a solipsistic world view therefore "real" is a simply matter of perspective.

BTW I'm not calling your world view "solipsistic" Iron Ghost :D

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Just read an article at Mysterious Universe concerning an Ouija board and George Noory's very remarkable experience with it. Recommended reading.

My respect grows for you, Iron Ghost.

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