ambyglam Posted July 3, 2004 #1 Share Posted July 3, 2004 whats the funniest/ most endearing/ helpful/ interesting thing youve heard all day! cos it might just brighten someone elses day too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambyglam Posted July 3, 2004 Author #2 Share Posted July 3, 2004 my first one is this woman who just opened a shop next to me said today: 'i used to work in a tranny shop, and boy did my eyes get opened!' this made me laugh, cos you just never think youll know anyone who worked in a tranny shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tendo Posted July 3, 2004 #3 Share Posted July 3, 2004 my dad said "they put a chip in my brain...but it was only a pringle, so it just really ****ed me up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Krow Posted July 4, 2004 #4 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Ric Flair once said " To be The Man , You gotta Beat The Man" its not funny, but its cool... 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted July 4, 2004 #5 Share Posted July 4, 2004 DON'T TRUST ANYBODY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted July 4, 2004 #6 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted July 4, 2004 #7 Share Posted July 4, 2004 (edited) Lao Tzu: "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." Edited July 4, 2004 by Celti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted July 5, 2004 #8 Share Posted July 5, 2004 Here the quote for today is...haha comes from Lloyd Bank$- I'm down for a one night stand...just remember I'm not yo man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomgirl Posted July 5, 2004 #9 Share Posted July 5, 2004 (edited) ok this one was said by my grandfather ~here I sit, broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted~ Edited July 5, 2004 by doomgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted July 5, 2004 #10 Share Posted July 5, 2004 I have many quotations, but the one which had the most effect on me was one posted here on the forum a long time ago (forget who by and who said it originally) but here it is... "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebarman Posted July 5, 2004 #11 Share Posted July 5, 2004 "God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Krow Posted July 5, 2004 #12 Share Posted July 5, 2004 WWE Commercial "Only those foolish enough to chase their dreams are the ones who catch them" i think I got that right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted July 5, 2004 #13 Share Posted July 5, 2004 ok this one was said by my grandfather ~here I sit, broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted~ Haha My Grandpa said that same thing to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowbaby Posted July 5, 2004 #14 Share Posted July 5, 2004 whats the funniest/ most endearing/ helpful/ interesting thing youve heard all day! cos it might just brighten someone elses day too! Something helpful that happend to me today...... ....I spoke to a guy who cheered me up. To say my mood was crap beforehand is an understatement. This fella offered me a shoulder to lean on. It meant a lot to me. I think he knows who he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aezy Posted July 5, 2004 #15 Share Posted July 5, 2004 If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission Well it always worked for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomgirl Posted July 5, 2004 #16 Share Posted July 5, 2004 another one from my grandfather ~Would you think me rude, if I inquired about some food~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOracle Posted July 6, 2004 #17 Share Posted July 6, 2004 You Grandfather sounds like a bit of a joker DG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreyKade Posted July 6, 2004 #18 Share Posted July 6, 2004 A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. ------ chineese Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarabull Posted July 6, 2004 #19 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Destiny has two ways of crushing us -- by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them ~ Henri Frederic Amiel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlantis Rises Posted July 6, 2004 #20 Share Posted July 6, 2004 ...there have been, and there will be again, many destructions of mankind arising out of many causes. -- Plato's dialogues. Kinda morbid, but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted July 6, 2004 #21 Share Posted July 6, 2004 QUOTATION: He who spends time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future Quevedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabian Lad Posted July 6, 2004 #22 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I recieved a Message on my cell phone from my Girlfriend : Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted July 6, 2004 #23 Share Posted July 6, 2004 How could I forget this one "What don't kill ya makes ya stronger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Krow Posted July 6, 2004 #24 Share Posted July 6, 2004 "I can't fight the Seether!!!" from the veruca salt song "Seether" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man_in_mudboots Posted July 6, 2004 #25 Share Posted July 6, 2004 (edited) {sarcasm} this one thing my dad said a few days ago really cheered me up, because it was the day right after our independance day, and i was reminded of how truly united we are in the USA. he said, and i quote directly: God damn, them damn democrats are gonna throw this damn nation to the damn dogs! dammit, we shoulda won the God damned civil war!! needless to say, i was deeply moved. {sarcasm} i hope he reads this, so he will maybe get a taste of just how stupid he was being. Edited July 6, 2004 by man_in_mudboots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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