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"There's a phrase better then 'I love you'- and that's, 'Let me help'"- My Mom

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"It's always better to lose a minute on your life than your life in a minute" My mom

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"Better to live 5 minutes as a lion, then a lifetime as a worm..."

"Whoever heard of a worm skin rug..."

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cool.gif this is how the world ends, not with a bang but a wimper-ts eliot original.gifcool.gif
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"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

- Anais Nin

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I have a question: Why do we all talk in British accents, when we live in space and there is no Britain?

Seconds later, Dark Helmet Man popped his head off

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poor guy.

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"Do you want some coffee?"

"Does Juan Valdez sleep with his donkey? You betcha!" Guess who!

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"Ummmm... Nurse? Did you happen to see where my scalpel went? No? Oh well- it couldn't have gone far..."

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"How many scoops do I put in- 8 or 9?"- Someone in my office that didn't know how to make coffee.

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"your damned if you do your damned if you dont"

In a conversation with my pals last night in the pub relating to the greatest ever simpsons episode.

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"How much sex would be involved....cos if its some...." - Simpsons

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"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."

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