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ambyglam

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"Opinions are like *******s.... we all have one and they all stink"

Very aplicable for any kind of forum grin2.gif

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I believe the actual saying is "Opinions are like *******s, we all have one."

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Laws, Codes, Rules, Hearts, and Records were meant to be broken, it's only just a mater of time. grin2.gif

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nope, the original was definantly with the stinky part on the end.

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I've got some quotes; to see them...

LOOK...at my signature.

All for the price of £2.00.

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"What doesn't kill me makes me yellow." ----me, when I was attacked by small children with highlighters.

A look into how my mother's brain works when driving:"I've been tempted to. . . ooh, a terrarium. . . . I've been tempted to. . . terrariums were really popular back in the day. . . . I've. . . . I can't remember what I was saying. . ."

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From babyforrest's siggy: "Sarchasm: the space between the person using sarcasm and the person who just doesn't get it."

sarcasm is my way of life, and lately, people havent been quite getting it.

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"Um...could you re-word that with less words?" - My mate Laura being confused original.gif
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Life is how you perceive it. ~ MC
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You get what everybody gets ~ you get a life time.

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Success comes before work... only in the dictionary
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"Zej, I was going to tell you something about. . . . . something. Damn, there it went!"- my friend, the Queen of One-Liners

"I'll pay you back! Of course I'll pay you back! I'm good like that! I'm like a dog! *pause* Who pays people back. *frowning pause* Quickly."- Queen of One Liners

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Here's one:

Remeber you only get one bullet a day for annoying people use it wisely. That's from my mom.

Oh and my profile quote too.

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"I'm not holding a grudge against the guy, It's just that I wanna get even with him." - Evil Knieval

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It must be jelly 'cause jam don't jiggle like that - My old boss over coffee this morning laugh.gif

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w00t.gif The jiggling made me laugh (in my silent, I'm at work sorta way.)

"You know you're in trouble when your Swiffer box needs dusting. . . ."- My mother on home care

"Okay, somewhere in this house. . . . oh, there they are! Nevermind."- Again, my mother, trying to find things in her house

My mom says some funny, random things. wub.gif

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laugh.gif @ serenity

Don't p*** me off- I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

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Be all that you can be in the Corner Pub!!!! thumbsup.gif

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The Police Officer who taught my concealed handgun class:

Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6.

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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! What a ride!"

Not exactly sure came up with it >> but I LOVE IT!!!

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No, james, you can't sleep in the wardrobe - no one is allowed to sleep in upside-down wardrobes! - My sister talking in her sleep a while ago

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You can go clear arcoss the world and not find a better Beer than Samuel Adams, always a good decision. thumbsup.gif

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Your mind is like a parachute - works best when open

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Wars make poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows.

Martin Luther King

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