Barnacle Battlefront Posted July 16, 2004 #51 Share Posted July 16, 2004 this is one of my favourites. i read it in my friends diary. Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that.- Martin Luther King jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Battlefront Posted July 16, 2004 #52 Share Posted July 16, 2004 just remembered one i read off a keyring: LIfe is what happens while you're amking other plans- John Lennon. (i think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potholer Posted July 16, 2004 #53 Share Posted July 16, 2004 "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! What a ride!" Not exactly sure came up with it >> but I LOVE IT!!! That's so incredibly cool! "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." Jerry Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted July 16, 2004 #54 Share Posted July 16, 2004 (edited) Here's a rap quote I just heard on my G-unit CD. Most of you won't like it or care, but It's a quote "If you ain't riding with g-unit get the fuc* out of the way!" That's from Young Buck from G-UNIT!! I like it. Edited July 16, 2004 by D12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catrat Posted July 17, 2004 #55 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Hehehe, I apologise in advance to any communists: This was a conversation between people I was with the other day. Keep in mind that P is a communist and this is not exactly how the conversation went it's just a rough idea W- *gestures at P's girlfriend* he needs more food P- It's she you dumbass. W- men male, female, it's all the same to you communists *rolls on the floor laughing*. Ok well I swear it was funny at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted July 17, 2004 #56 Share Posted July 17, 2004 "Accept the next proposition you hear...." from my husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nameless One Posted July 17, 2004 #57 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Miller Lite- Good Call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted July 17, 2004 #58 Share Posted July 17, 2004 There is now hope for projects you had almost given up on- underneath a Jones Soda bottle cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Battlefront Posted July 17, 2004 #59 Share Posted July 17, 2004 To know you is to hate you, so loving you must be like suicide.-jackass by greenday. everything should be tried once except incest and country dancing.- the only sister and sibling of the pheenix of the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted July 17, 2004 #60 Share Posted July 17, 2004 "Just get yourself a canteloupe and try it, then get back to me. You'll be a believer." -My friend Rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted July 17, 2004 #61 Share Posted July 17, 2004 "Never eat anything at Snuffys' friend Ricks' place." -Falco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 26, 2004 #62 Share Posted August 26, 2004 He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear. -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted August 26, 2004 #63 Share Posted August 26, 2004 "Never trust an alien with long fingers..."- My Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeceris Posted August 26, 2004 #64 Share Posted August 26, 2004 never dry your socks in the microwave-me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted August 26, 2004 #65 Share Posted August 26, 2004 "You get all the S***, and none of the sugar..."- My boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleIrishVampiress Posted August 26, 2004 #66 Share Posted August 26, 2004 "my luck is so bad that if i bought a cemetery, people would stop dying"-Ed Furgol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted August 26, 2004 #67 Share Posted August 26, 2004 "my luck is so bad that if i bought a cemetery, people would stop dying"-Ed Furgol Love it! Here's another quote... it's from an Creative Writing 10 class. My friend and I did an ad where we described caskets like they were cars (chrome, plush upholstrey, sunroof, the smoothest ride of your after-life): "Caskets 'R' Us- You just ask it- we've got the casket!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Zombie_ Posted August 27, 2004 #68 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "i can't stop eating your intestines!" me when i tried tripe for the first time holy man!" my bud aaron when he is shocked "schiggity schiggity schwa" tendo SPLONKIES!me al the time tht's all for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowdy Posted August 27, 2004 #69 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "Fits like a c*** in a sock" - my boss laughed my head off first time i heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted August 27, 2004 #70 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "Nothing like an incompetant predecessor to make you look good."- Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted August 27, 2004 #71 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "Women...cant live with em.... cant hit em with a brick....."..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted August 27, 2004 #72 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "The beatings in the office will continue until morale improves"- My boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gajin Posted August 27, 2004 #73 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "I started from zero. And I've got a lot of this now." "I want to be Barbie. That #$%# got everything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 27, 2004 #74 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I wrote your name on a piece of paper but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves whisped it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. My quote is an email sent to me by my cousin who is such a sweet and lovely girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gajin Posted August 27, 2004 #75 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I don't eat breakfast because I'm thinking about you. I don't eat lunch because I'm thinking about you. I don't eat dinner because I'm hinking about you. I don't eat supper because I'm thinking about you. I don't sleep because I'M HUNGRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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