Boff Posted September 16, 2004 #76 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I was reading up a little bit, seeing how aboot them Leafs and Flames... A sport, invented by Canada, has been overrun by americans...when was the last time that a Canadian Team won the stanley cup??? 202696[/snapback] When was the last time you guys won the world cup! Wasnt this year... And its so sad, but I do get really excited when Canada is in a movie, or just mentioned..oh well! oh..and about the no NHL season... $$%*$(@#$*@*&%%*&@#$@#$er's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2004 #77 Share Posted September 16, 2004 What is going on with the NHL anyway? I haven't had any time to read anything on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 16, 2004 #78 Share Posted September 16, 2004 They want to have a salary cap, the agents don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutycub Posted September 17, 2004 #79 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Hey its true! Im a Canadian/Korean and it's true... But I found it kinda... offending where it says: You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. I mean not offending but... Not true. We buy our custumes. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 17, 2004 Author #80 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Ok I posted this in the riddle thread but no one has gotten it. This is such a canadian riddle that I hope one of my fellow canadians will get it. I am made of the rock that surrounds me. Like you I come in many shapes and sizes. I stand alone on hill tops worn smooth by glaciers of a forgotten time. Small animals seek shelter in my shadow from the bitter relentless winds of winter. I have spoken to the Inuit for thousands of years without uttering a single word. When you find me, keep me at your back. I point to the ancient hunting grounds used by your ancestors. Walk, paddle, sail, use your sled and dogs. I mark a trail filled with dangers, tragedies and happiness. Use your strength and knowledge of the land and sea, to reach the destination you desire. Follow me I will show you the way. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted September 17, 2004 #81 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Is it... Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 17, 2004 #82 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Is it the North Wind, or the Northern Lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 17, 2004 Author #83 Share Posted September 17, 2004 (edited) BS & Stewey nope...read it carefully Now I'm off to bed Edited September 17, 2004 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 7, 2004 Author #84 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Joe Canadian Rant....you got to love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diebytheflyguy Posted October 7, 2004 #85 Share Posted October 7, 2004 (edited) I am made of the rock that surrounds me. Like you I come in many shapes and sizes. I stand alone on hill tops worn smooth by glaciers of a forgotten time. Small animals seek shelter in my shadow from the bitter relentless winds of winter. I have spoken to the Inuit for thousands of years without uttering a single word. When you find me, keep me at your back. I point to the ancient hunting grounds used by your ancestors. Walk, paddle, sail, use your sled and dogs. I mark a trail filled with dangers, tragedies and happiness. Use your strength and knowledge of the land and sea, to reach the destination you desire. Follow me I will show you the way. What am I? 269591[/snapback] An Inookshuk??? Edited October 7, 2004 by Diebytheflyguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted October 7, 2004 Author #86 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Yay!!!!! That is absolutely correct Inukshuk!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diebytheflyguy Posted October 7, 2004 #87 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Alright!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 9, 2004 Author #88 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Drinking Buddies Bud and Jim were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NFLD. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. --- You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing... Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2004 #89 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Good one Dotty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 11, 2004 Author #90 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers : 1. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. 2. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. 4. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 5. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 6. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 7. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. 8. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 10. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 11. WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. 12. WARNING : the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan type reel gode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Rottweiler Posted November 11, 2004 #91 Share Posted November 11, 2004 True statements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild_Woman Posted November 12, 2004 #92 Share Posted November 12, 2004 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. i always thought that a pike was both a weapon and a fish. i always thought i was Australian, not canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 12, 2004 Author #93 Share Posted November 12, 2004 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. i always thought that a pike was both a weapon and a fish. i always thought i was Australian, not canadian. presenting the northern pike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diebytheflyguy Posted November 12, 2004 #94 Share Posted November 12, 2004 25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. (Just a joke) 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a touque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee" 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan) 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe) 201635[/snapback] Man, I'm so Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Rottweiler Posted November 12, 2004 #95 Share Posted November 12, 2004 25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. (Just a joke) 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a touque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee" 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan) 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe) 201635[/snapback] Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted December 13, 2004 Author #96 Share Posted December 13, 2004 An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2004 #97 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arwenpotter Posted December 13, 2004 #98 Share Posted December 13, 2004 haha niiiice i dont understand the half of it but ok not understanding makes it funn? and we call it soft drinks here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooFarGone Posted December 13, 2004 #99 Share Posted December 13, 2004 HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!. Those are wicked. And poutine kicks ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted December 13, 2004 Author #100 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Three Canadian men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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