+ouija ouija Posted May 21, 2012 #801 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I would die if pink didn't exist! Of course it exists ....... I will MAKE it exist if it doesn't(using my super-powers) Can rhubarb only be eaten with custard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #802 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Don't be silly, you've heard of rhubarb and.... er...... um....... well, anyway.... changing the subject..... Have you ever used a monkey spanner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 21, 2012 #803 Share Posted May 21, 2012 No, because I don't see what would be the point of spanning a monkey Will you be carrying the Olympic torch at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #804 Share Posted May 21, 2012 The Pope, who (as you know) sailed straight past here last time, has agreed to make amends by carrying the torch for me. I froze some Hot Cross Buns specially for his visit. Are you competing in the Olympics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 21, 2012 #805 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I most certainly am! I'm competing in the 400 metres egg & spoon, the combined sack/hurdle race ......... oh, and I've entered you in the three-legged race with me Have you ever been to a flea circus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #806 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I most certainly am! I'm competing in the 400 metres egg & spoon, the combined sack/hurdle race ......... oh, and I've entered you in the three-legged race with me Doesn't that mean one of our legs will have to go? Have you ever been to a flea circus? No. I hate jumping clowns. Have you ever confused cucumbers and courgettes with hilarious consequences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 21, 2012 #807 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I haven't, but I'm guessing that YOU have. Do you know what the price of a decent tent is these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 21, 2012 #808 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I haven't got a clue! But according to Carry On Camping, the cheaper the tent, the more entertaining the comical situation. Have you ever been arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 21, 2012 #809 Share Posted May 21, 2012 <.< >.> no Have you ever been underwhelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 22, 2012 #810 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I am rarely whelmed. What's the difference between ASBO's and SueBo's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted May 22, 2012 Author #811 Share Posted May 22, 2012 What's the difference between ASBO's and SueBo's? ASBO refers to Anti Social Behaviour Orders, which can be in the form of a curfew, to keep unruly people off the street at night, who may cause problems. SuBo refers to Susan Boyle, "the professional singer from the reality TV competition show Britain's Got Talent, who became an internet viral legend in April, 2009 and subsequently set and created new music sales world records with her debut album" So a SuBo would be a "fun, interesting and charismatic personality who has great talent; instant game-changer; inspires people and sets off simultaneous unity events to a maximum effect" Got that info from the Urban Dictionary site... Have you seen both a lunar and solar eclipse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 22, 2012 #812 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I prefer it when the two come at once as a 'sonar eclipse', because you can hear it in the dark! If you have a basement, what do you keep down there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 24, 2012 #813 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I don't have a basement, but I DO have a camouflaged underground bunker in my back garden ....... I'd prefer not to talk about what I keep down there ........ Before we had 'Post-it' notes, how on earth did we organise our lives? How did we ever remember anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted May 24, 2012 #814 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I cant remember and I have lost my post its. So I cant answer that. Sorry Do you or anybody you know actually own a microwave egg poacher? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2012 #815 Share Posted September 2, 2012 No, but I have a microwave 'Hamburger Grill'. It's a piece of plastic that can miraculously brown your burgers, when it's not still in the box of course. Would you be happy to use human milk instead of cow's (/goats, or whatever) milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 22, 2012 #816 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Eww! That's SICK! Do you know which one is Dec? . Edited December 22, 2012 by acute alan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 28, 2012 #817 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I know which one is Ant ....... not sure if that helps or not How many people didn't send you a card at Christmas, even though you sent them one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 14, 2014 #818 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's more of a case of the opposite- I never send out holiday cards but I receive a ton of them each year. Speaking of holidays; Which one is your favorite and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted November 21, 2014 #819 Share Posted November 21, 2014 holidays........... eek.... That's easy st. Paddy's Day ! what and where would you be without your animals? you know our little buddies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted November 21, 2014 #820 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) /??? Edited November 21, 2014 by mskate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted March 7, 2019 #821 Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 21/11/2014 at 11:49 PM, mskate said: what and where would you be without your animals? you know our little buddies? Well, I've always lived with dogs. I'd still be me without them though. I'd miss them but I'd cope eventually. What have I recently enjoyed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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