resident looney Posted June 21, 2010 #1 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'll start: The thing about webs is they tend to be sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent X Posted June 21, 2010 #2 Share Posted June 21, 2010 The thing about bears is they tend to love trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 22, 2010 #3 Share Posted June 22, 2010 The thing about humans is that they tend to believe they exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident looney Posted June 23, 2010 Author #4 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Not all roads lead to Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 23, 2010 #5 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Dogma and dung might have an equal exchange rate. However, when they are exchanged it is a waste of the container you put the dung in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nognome Posted June 24, 2010 #6 Share Posted June 24, 2010 sticks are so sticky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 24, 2010 #7 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Slicing a politician in two divides half truths by .50 and multiplies lies by the same amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorri Posted June 24, 2010 #8 Share Posted June 24, 2010 The end of this world is near! Repent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluey Posted June 24, 2010 #9 Share Posted June 24, 2010 there is a fine line between fishing......and standing on the shore line like an idiot...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluey Posted June 24, 2010 #10 Share Posted June 24, 2010 you must think carefully.....before devoting yourself to a life time of blogging..... on the other hand...you have different fingers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident looney Posted June 25, 2010 Author #11 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Releash can be found in a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted June 25, 2010 #12 Share Posted June 25, 2010 When i play doctor, i play to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 26, 2010 #13 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Did Humpty Dumpty get laid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent X Posted June 26, 2010 #14 Share Posted June 26, 2010 The thing abour racists is they never believe they're racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelW Posted June 27, 2010 #15 Share Posted June 27, 2010 The thing about democracy is that it fails................................a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 27, 2010 #16 Share Posted June 27, 2010 What's wrong with America is that Rob Zombie isn't the president. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent X Posted June 27, 2010 #17 Share Posted June 27, 2010 What's wrong with the world is that there's too many people in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernand0 Posted June 28, 2010 #18 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Every day is Halloween. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 17, 2010 #19 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I'm gonna be so often near this man that he's gonna think he's stuck in a revolving door. - Bobby Heenan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent X Posted July 17, 2010 #20 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Superman is the ultimate Mary Sue. Spock is a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 17, 2010 #21 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Been married 21 years? You realize that if you'd have killed her on your wedding night, you'd be out now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left-Field Posted July 17, 2010 #22 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farandaway Posted September 22, 2010 #23 Share Posted September 22, 2010 The problem with common sense...is that it's not common! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted September 22, 2010 #24 Share Posted September 22, 2010 The problem with "an eye for an eye", is that eventualy everybody ends up blind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Green Posted September 23, 2010 #25 Share Posted September 23, 2010 A bush in the hand is worth getting the bird two times. (Its wrong but I like mine better. Who wants a bird in their hand.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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