+OverSword Posted November 15, 2012 Author #4526 Share Posted November 15, 2012 SpiritWriter is jealous of them because she could really use a hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 15, 2012 #4527 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Oversword shouldn't cast stones .He has no closet .He throws all his clothes on the floor ,and he gets hugs from random people at the bus station .Most of them call the cops afterwards ,but not all . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 15, 2012 Author #4528 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Simbi spends hours and hours on the dating sites searching for a relationship. It's become the primary focus of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 15, 2012 #4529 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Oversword can't live without Jerry Springer. He tapes and DVRs it ,and watches it on a loop .Over and over and over . When girls get their Jerry beads ,he weeps . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 15, 2012 Author #4530 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Simbi Laveau can often be seen peeking out a crack in the curtains at passing children scaring the bejezzuz out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted November 15, 2012 #4531 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) OverSword went on Jerry Springer as one of the guests.. Show was called - "I married my cat, and it ditched me for some tripe " Edited November 15, 2012 by Beckys_Mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 15, 2012 #4532 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Beckys Mom stole my turnip sack. She thought it was a piece of designer clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 15, 2012 Author #4533 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) Helen of Annoy drinks like a fish. You can often find her laying in the sidewalk outside her local pub singing softly in a small puddle of her own vomit. Edited November 15, 2012 by OverSword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 15, 2012 #4534 Share Posted November 15, 2012 OverSword would never do that. He’s too cheap to throw up. Once he held his nose and mouth shut until he turned blue, but he did not let one drop of precious fluid to be lost. When he drinks home, alone, he's much more relaxed because he knows he can safely recycle from the toilet bowl with no distrust or disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 15, 2012 #4535 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Simbi Laveau can often be seen peeking out a crack in the curtains at passing children scaring the bejezzuz out of them. That one just might be true ,but I digress... Oversword is president of the Seattle chapter of the David Cassidy fan club ,and vice president of the Partridge Family fanclub . He still has his Partridge Family lunch box ,which he actually still uses . He has a life size David Cassidy cardboard cutout in his living room ,and kitchen .... He emails Danny Bonaduce at least once a week,begging for an interview for his fanzine ; The Partridge Comprehensive Compendium . Every Partridge Family fans must have ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 15, 2012 #4536 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) Oops ,I'm out of order again . I'm losing it . Ok,right order ,Helen of Annoy wore that turnip sack to her high school prom . She told everyone it was the latest on the runways in nyc .......when it was actually the runways at Kennedy airport . Edited November 15, 2012 by Simbi Laveau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 15, 2012 Author #4537 Share Posted November 15, 2012 When Simbi was younger she was a groupie for the following artists: 1. Stevie Wonder 2. Led Zeppelin 3. Elton John 4. Pink Floyd 5. Rolling Stones 6. The Eagles 7. Marvin Gaye 8. Queen 9. James Brown 10. The Who 11. Black Sabbath 12. Aretha Franklin 13. David Bowie 14. Paul McCartney/Wings 15. Parliament/Funkadelic 16. The Isley Brothers 17. Fleetwood Mac 18. John Lennon 19. Bee Gees 20. Chicago 21. Bob Marley 22. The Jackson 5 23. Earth, Wind & Fire 24. Al Green 25. Bruce Springsteen 26. KISS 27. The Clash 28. Curtis Mayfield 29. Lynyrd Skynyrd 30. Eric Clapton/Derek & the Dominos 31. Alice Cooper 32. Gladys Knight & The Pips 33. The Allman Brothers Band 34. Aerosmith 35. Neil Young 36. Bob Dylan 37. Rod Stewart 38. The O'Jays 39. The Ramones 40. Rush 41. Bob Seger 42. Steve Miller Band 43. Grateful Dead 44. The Beach Boys 45. George Harrison 46. Sly and the Family Stone 47. Peter Frampton 48. Elvis Presley 49. Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young 50. Billy Joel 51. Deep Purple 52. Creedence Clearwater Revival 53. Three Dog Night 54. Temptations 55. Boston 56. Jackson Browne 57. Joni Mitchell 58. Commodores 59. Jim Croce 60. AC/DC 61. The Spinners 62. Kool & The Gang 63. Doobie Brothers 64. Yes 65. War 66. ZZ Top 67. The Guess Who 68. Emerson, Lake & Palmer 69. The Staple Singers 70. James Taylor 71. Barry White 72. Bachman-Turner Overdrive 73. Jethro Tull 74. Bad Company 75. Steely Dan 76. Santana 77. Moody Blues 78. Electric Light Orchestra 79. Sex Pistols 80. Grand Funk Railroad 81. Journey 82. Foreigner 83. Kinks 84. Patti Smith 85. Rufus, featuring Chaka Khan 86. Kansas 87. Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes 88. Heart 89. Donna Summer 90. The Chi-Lites 91. Paul Simon 92. Linda Ronstadt 93. America 94. Styx 95. The Doors 96. Van Morrison 97. Iggy Pop 98. The James Gang 99. Van Halen 100. Lou Reed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 16, 2012 #4538 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Hey ,Stevie was grateful .....a few of them still call when they're in town ,even though I WAS A FETUS WHEN THEY WERE AT THEIR HEYDAY,but we won't stipulate the details .... Oversword is a boytoy for Joan Rivers .........AND Roseanne Barr . He does find it demeaning,but hey,someone has to pay for his massages ,pedicures,facials,manicures ,and man parts hot waxes and bleachings . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 16, 2012 Author #4539 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Yes someone has to pay Simbi the outrageous prices she charges for my waxy groomings. Heat up some wax Simbi I'll be there in 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 16, 2012 #4540 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) I was asked to write this by Simbi's co-workers as none of them were brave enough to stand up and face her. Apparently, some months ago now, Simbi started taking biscuits and cakes that she'd made at home into work to hand around at break time. The first time she did this no-one was brave enough to tell her how foul they were ..... they all managed a smile and said 'Great!'. So, Simbi takes 'treats' in every day now and the co-workers have begged me to tell her to STOP! They've all had to have time off work because of digestive problems and it's waaay beyond a joke. Simbi? QUIT THE BAKING!! How did I know you would push in ...... again? Edited November 16, 2012 by ouija ouija 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 16, 2012 #4541 Share Posted November 16, 2012 ouija physically pushed me out the chair so OverSword can push in... I know, the ocean between us, but she’s got really long hands. Really long. OK, not that long, it was quantum physics stuff about which I can’t tell you more. No, it’s not secret, I’d tell you if I knew how it works. ouija knows, though, but she doesn’t want to tell you because...err... I lost the other half of that sentence. It's under the chair... wait... aaa... nah. Too upside-down task. Will try again tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 17, 2012 #4542 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Helen is really married to her octohat whatever it is . His name is Lyle . He always sputters at her through his ink hole ,"your Lyle is here to beguile" She laughs to herself all the time,because no one knows her avatar is really total octoporn . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 17, 2012 #4543 Share Posted November 17, 2012 It’s the hatopus. Shake his third right tentacle, they love when you greet them like that. Speaking of avatars, let the record show Simbi currently has Cartman flashing his butt at auditorium. She chose him because Cartman is her stage name. So popular her customers already started to use it as a verb. Like “Google that”, you know, “Cartman me”. The differences are that you can google for free and that nothing will become red, swollen and itchy afterwards. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 17, 2012 #4544 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Helen dropped a Freudian Slip phrase....red, swollen and itchy...with regards to Simbi's 'octoporn' statement. When confronted with this, she readily admitted that removing the ocothat leaves both the octo and her head in that condition. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 18, 2012 #4545 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Joc is a depraved maniac . He abducted the hatopus ,Lyle ,and made poor Lyle his sex slave . Helen rescued Lyle ,and beat joc within an inch of his life,with an obese hedgehog named Cyrill . joc is in intensive care,with Cyrill lodged in his left nostril . Helen and Lyle ,are reunited ,but poor Lyle needs therapy ,after his horrid ordeal . Poor Lyle. You are a beast joc ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 18, 2012 #4546 Share Posted November 18, 2012 simbi just tried to sell me a bible autographed by Jesus Christ.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 18, 2012 #4547 Share Posted November 18, 2012 with bells on didn’t dare to question the authenticity, out of fear of blasphemy, so he bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 18, 2012 #4548 Share Posted November 18, 2012 helen was the one who signed the bible as Jesus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted November 18, 2012 #4549 Share Posted November 18, 2012 with bells on is Jesus autobiographer .He intends to write an even bigger blockbuster of his life,than the one everyone has been reading all these millennia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 18, 2012 #4550 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Simbi stole my "the darkness" cd.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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