grendals_bane Posted January 12, 2013 #5126 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Helen of Annoy can play tug-o-war herself now, as the aliens performed a gender change operation, as they have tired of mutilating cattle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 12, 2013 #5127 Share Posted January 12, 2013 grendals said he doesn’t want that part of his anatomy back, since he had no use for it anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 13, 2013 #5128 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Helen of Annoy...pickles things that just shouldn't be pickled. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 13, 2013 #5129 Share Posted January 13, 2013 And Blue Star has them for midnight snacks.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 13, 2013 #5130 Share Posted January 13, 2013 joc is out of pickle but I will catch him and put him back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 13, 2013 #5131 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Helen has tried to catch said pickle before, with little success... that pickle is way to slippery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 14, 2013 #5132 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) Joc covets slippery pickles . He has a collection of them in jars,lining an entire ten foot wall ,in a dark room in his attic . He goes up daily to chat with the pickles ,and watch them dance ...*ahemmmm* One escaped once. He never did find it ,but its rumored, its now making a name for itself by terrifying various members of UM,who all try to get photographs of it,but only ever manage an amorphous blur on film ,which makes everyone think its Mrs ealdwita Edited January 14, 2013 by Simbi Laveau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 14, 2013 #5133 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) joc came first in sack race but he hides that trophy in the back of the cupboard because he for some unexplainable reason thinks it's embarrassing. Edit: damn, Simbi came second and she displays her trophy with pride. Edited January 14, 2013 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 14, 2013 Author #5134 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Helen of Annoy makes extra money tap dancing for tourists. She is surprisingly good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 14, 2013 #5135 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Speaking of taps, OverSword was left locked up in a bar one night. He decided to drink beer straight from the tap, so he doesn’t leave any mess, not even a used glass... in short, he proved once more that the road to hell is paved with good intentions and sticky from all the spilled beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 14, 2013 Author #5136 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Helen of Annoy neighbor invited her over for drinks one day and Helen thought it would be funny to replace her birth control pills with tic-tacs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 14, 2013 #5137 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) Helen had to do that,because oversword thought Helen's birth control pills*were* tic tacs,so he ate them all . His can sing like Freddie Mercury now,and wear a C cup Victoria's secret lace bra now. All the 16 year old boys in his neighborhood are pleased ,because oversword undresses in front of a big bay window every night.. Edited January 14, 2013 by Simbi Laveau 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 15, 2013 #5138 Share Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) Simbi once stole from a car guarded by medium sized python on the dashboard. And what she stole, you ask? The python. Edited January 15, 2013 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 15, 2013 Author #5139 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Helen and Simbi are advertising in the news paper for a third witch to complete thier coven. With only two witches thier love spells are not strong enough to make me thier sex slave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 15, 2013 #5140 Share Posted January 15, 2013 OverSword believes it’s the third witch that is missing, while in reality that is third inch that is missing in his love slave application. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsteroidX Posted January 15, 2013 #5141 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Helen puts a new octopi on everyday causing a near extinction of fresh water octopi in her local area. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 15, 2013 #5142 Share Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) AsteroidX does the same with his socks, each day fresh pair, still it leads to extinction of life around him when he takes his shoes off. Edited January 15, 2013 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 15, 2013 #5143 Share Posted January 15, 2013 OverSword believes it’s the third witch that is missing, while in reality that is third inch that is missing in his love slave application. Oh....oh god...can't stop laughing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 15, 2013 #5144 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Helen and I are still screening for sex slaves btw. Just be sure to fill one out truthfully .. *rolls* Helen really did want oversword as a slave ,she just didn't want to share him with anyone .The hatopus has a huge crush on oversword ,and has no inches requirement ,but Helen won't admit it ...heh . She didn't even tell me he made out an application . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 15, 2013 #5145 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Simbi takes them all, that’s why I started hiding unwanted applications. Some she takes because she likes them, others because she’s afraid no one will like them... like cats... if it’s beautiful, you adopt it out of admiration, if it’s ugly, you adopt it out of compassion. While I approve of taking loser cats in, men are losers by default and someone will take them in, no matter what their challenge is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted January 15, 2013 #5146 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Helen of Annoy is known as the face that launched a thousand ships. I'm sure it was coincidence that all of the captains happened to be blind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 16, 2013 #5147 Share Posted January 16, 2013 PlanB smokes a cigar and likes to jump out the back of moving white vans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 16, 2013 Author #5148 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Blue Stars body type has enabled her to be the stunt double for Arnold Shwarzenegar in his latest movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 16, 2013 #5149 Share Posted January 16, 2013 OverSword wrote “Arnold Schwarzenegger” hundred times on the blackboard, and, as you can see, he is just too American to spell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 16, 2013 #5150 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Helen of Annoy likes to eat the chalk dust, she sucks it from off the duster rag. It's one of her favourite treats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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