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[Archived] Make up a lie about poster above

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grendals_bane

Helen of Annoy can play tug-o-war herself now, as the aliens performed a gender change operation, as they have tired of mutilating cattle.

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Helen of Annoy

grendals said he doesn’t want that part of his anatomy back, since he had no use for it anyway.

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Blue Star

Helen of Annoy...pickles things that just shouldn't be pickled.

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joc

And Blue Star has them for midnight snacks....

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Helen of Annoy

joc is out of pickle but I will catch him and put him back.

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joc

Helen has tried to catch said pickle before, with little success... that pickle is way to slippery.

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Simbi Laveau

Joc covets slippery pickles . He has a collection of them in jars,lining an entire ten foot wall ,in a dark room in his attic .

He goes up daily to chat with the pickles ,and watch them dance ...*ahemmmm*

One escaped once. He never did find it ,but its rumored, its now making a name for itself by terrifying various members of UM,who all try to get photographs of it,but only ever manage an amorphous blur on film ,which makes everyone think its Mrs ealdwita

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Helen of Annoy

joc came first in sack race but he hides that trophy in the back of the cupboard because he for some unexplainable reason thinks it's embarrassing.

Edit: damn, Simbi came second and she displays her trophy with pride.

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OverSword

Helen of Annoy makes extra money tap dancing for tourists. She is surprisingly good.

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Helen of Annoy

Speaking of taps, OverSword was left locked up in a bar one night.

He decided to drink beer straight from the tap, so he doesn’t leave any mess, not even a used glass... in short, he proved once more that the road to hell is paved with good intentions and sticky from all the spilled beer.

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OverSword

Helen of Annoy neighbor invited her over for drinks one day and Helen thought it would be funny to replace her birth control pills with tic-tacs.

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Simbi Laveau

Helen had to do that,because oversword thought Helen's birth control pills*were* tic tacs,so he ate them all .

His can sing like Freddie Mercury now,and wear a C cup Victoria's secret lace bra now.

All the 16 year old boys in his neighborhood are pleased ,because oversword undresses in front of a big bay window every night..

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Helen of Annoy

Simbi once stole from a car guarded by medium sized python on the dashboard.

And what she stole, you ask? The python.

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OverSword

Helen and Simbi are advertising in the news paper for a third witch to complete thier coven. With only two witches thier love spells are not strong enough to make me thier sex slave.

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Helen of Annoy

OverSword believes it’s the third witch that is missing, while in reality that is third inch that is missing in his love slave application.

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AsteroidX

Helen puts a new octopi on everyday causing a near extinction of fresh water octopi in her local area.

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Helen of Annoy

AsteroidX does the same with his socks, each day fresh pair, still it leads to extinction of life around him when he takes his shoes off.

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Simbi Laveau

OverSword believes it’s the third witch that is missing, while in reality that is third inch that is missing in his love slave application.

Oh....oh god...can't stop laughing....

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Simbi Laveau

Helen and I are still screening for sex slaves btw. Just be sure to fill one out truthfully ..

*rolls*

Helen really did want oversword as a slave ,she just didn't want to share him with anyone .The hatopus has a huge crush on oversword ,and has no inches requirement ,but Helen won't admit it ...heh .

She didn't even tell me he made out an application .

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Helen of Annoy

Simbi takes them all, that’s why I started hiding unwanted applications. Some she takes because she likes them, others because she’s afraid no one will like them... like cats... if it’s beautiful, you adopt it out of admiration, if it’s ugly, you adopt it out of compassion.

While I approve of taking loser cats in, men are losers by default and someone will take them in, no matter what their challenge is.

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PlanB

Helen of Annoy is known as the face that launched a thousand ships. I'm sure it was coincidence that all of the captains happened to be blind.

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Blue Star

PlanB smokes a cigar and likes to jump out the back of moving white vans.

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OverSword

Blue Stars body type has enabled her to be the stunt double for Arnold Shwarzenegar in his latest movie.

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Helen of Annoy

OverSword wrote “Arnold Schwarzenegger” hundred times on the blackboard, and, as you can see, he is just too American to spell.

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Blue Star

Helen of Annoy likes to eat the chalk dust, she sucks it from off the duster rag. It's one of her favourite treats.

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