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[Archived] Make up a lie about poster above

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aNoNymOus XO

JB is jealous he has not been to every concert. Over should be scared of JB because he will take his machine gun teleport and destroy you because he can't go to the concert and wear a costume

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J.B.

Beatingheart stole the heart out of the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz,

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aNoNymOus XO

hahahaha that was a good one!

JB's real anitials are backwards but its to inappropriate for UM so he switched it to not be made fun of

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THE MATRIX

Beatingheart was one of the school teachers that was arrested for having an inappropriate relations with one of her male students (Calvin).

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aNoNymOus XO

Beatingheart was one of the school teachers that was arrested for having an inappropriate relations with one of her male students (Calvin).

(ouch) lol

wolfram and hart is a wanna be jeckel and hyde (ugh i cant match what you just said lol)

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J.B.

Beatingheart once trekked to the North Pole in a bikini just to assassinate Santa Clause and look good while doing it.

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THE MATRIX

J.B followed beatingheart behind in order to claim Mrs. Clause for himself so that he and Mrs. Clause can make a porno together to sell in the black market and make a fortune.

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J.B.

Wolfram was in this alleged video as a Christmas elf, and did unspeakable things to Mrs. Clause, like he always dreamed of doing ever since he first saw Santa and thought, "What kind of woman would that guy get?!"

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aNoNymOus XO

JB is the one who taped the video. He watches it everyday wishing he was with mrs clause but he is ok being with the raindeer for now.

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J.B.

Beatingheart has a copy of the tape in a secret vault which only she knows how to enter. It is to be blackmail to keep Wolfram and myself from getting too good at this game. . . or at banning her in the other thread.

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aNoNymOus XO

*giggles* JB is hiring someone to take out all the witnesses. then he will take the video with him to the other side of the stargate after hiding wolf and my body lol

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THE MATRIX

Beatingheart took J.B.'s Stargate in order to use it to lure Elmo with a red apple into her classroom and do the same thing she did with with Calvin.

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aNoNymOus XO

wolf is jealous that i took elmo because wolf was planning on eating him

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J.B.

Beatingheart really wishes she had the stargate so she could escape through it with the video tape and elmo.

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aNoNymOus XO

JB is worried im going to steal his stargate and make a get away with the tape elmo and everyone you have trapped on the other side of the stargate! mmmuuuuaaaaahhhhh lol

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THE MATRIX

Beatingheart was once really a man that had a sex change in order to look like Lady Gaga onto to have the results of looking like an overweight Kirstey Alley and now she only hides behind her computer.

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aNoNymOus XO

wolf is just mad im a genderbender because i have the best of both worlds and wolf has the best of NONE! and wolf is talking about him/her self calling me kristey alley because wolf hates themself. *pats you on the back* its ok wolf

Edited by beatingheart

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Sarka

Beatingheart told me that she once held the world record for the longest beard ever measured on a woman. After giving it a slight trim, the title was handed over to a homeless woman living in New York City. She’s still attempting to reclaim her title to this day.

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Slorri

Sarka was given some bad karma for telling lies in this thread. She didn't know what karma was so she ate it, "it looked like a brownie" she said.

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aNoNymOus XO

Slorrie is having some serious munchies and that is why she is talking about sarka (who trimmed my beard lol) eating brownies

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THE MATRIX

Beatingheart without her makeup on looks like the girl possessed by the demon in the Exorcist.

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aNoNymOus XO

Wolfs post is a messup cause I never where makeup. Wolf was dreaming about his girlfriend and that's why he is talking about the exorcist girl :P

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THE MATRIX

Beatingheart likes to dress up like Jabba the Hut in order to seduce J.B. dressed up like Princess Leia.

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aNoNymOus XO

wolf wishes i was jabba the hut to protect him from JB cause he is not really the princess he is bobafet! and he will take you out suckka with his banning machine gun!

wolf hides his pic and info cause he doesnt want people to know he himself is a genderbender.

Edited by beatingheart

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OverSword

Beatingheart is wolframandhart12345's evil twin, but only on Sunday's.

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