ALREADY THINKING OF CHRISTMAS GIFTS?

[Dr. D]

Looking for a thoughtful yet inexpensive gift for your religious

friends and co-workers? You're certain to make a big impression if

you give them a Scripture T-shirt. Each has a distinctive biblical

quote.

You'll find a selection at:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/shockingstore.html .

Here are some of the quotes you can have on the T-shirt:

Psalm 137:9

"Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against

the stones."

Deuteronomy 28:53

"And thou shalt eat of the fruit of thine own body, that of thy

sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given

thee."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those

of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

1 Timothy 2:12-15

"...suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the

man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the

transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in

childbearing."

2 Kings 18:27

"Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they

may eat their own dung, and drink their own p*** with you?"

Leviticus 20:9

"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be

surely put to death."

Leviticus 20:16

"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto,

thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast."

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son. . . bring him out

unto the elders of his city. . . And all the men of his city shall

stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away

from among you."

Malachi 2:3

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your

faces."

[Agent X]

Actually my mom does like these kinds of things.

However, I have begun to think about Christmas and will probably just get my friends and families gift cards to the stores they love.

Me I'd love to have a few hundred dollar gift card for Target, Best Buy, Wall-mart or Barnes and Noble.