Nancy Posted August 26, 2003 #51 Share Posted August 26, 2003 *Snuffy and Nancy will be leaving the forum for awhile to "get to know each other" And Aslan will be taking photographs. (I'm sorry; that's not flirting. That's just rude.) Whew....... Is it getting warm in here??? Not rude at all, as far as I'm concerned....... ..... However, Aslan? Could you wait until the "Do Not Disturb" sign is kaput?? Right, Snuffy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyWatcher Posted August 26, 2003 #52 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Nancy......if there's no sign handy....a tie is universal for "Do not disturb...getting lucky". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj Posted August 26, 2003 #53 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I´m a pervert so It´s prob, best if I stay out of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyWatcher Posted August 26, 2003 #54 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I'm not a pervert...just a bit of a deviant. *looks for whipped cream and sprinkles...and jello...and pop tarts too* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted August 26, 2003 Author #55 Share Posted August 26, 2003 *Snuffy and Nancy will be leaving the forum for awhile to "get to know each other" And Aslan will be taking photographs. (I'm sorry; that's not flirting. That's just rude.) Whew....... Is it getting warm in here??? Not rude at all, as far as I'm concerned....... ..... However, Aslan? Could you wait until the "Do Not Disturb" sign is kaput?? Right, Snuffy?? He may have to wait awhile, better bring a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslan Posted August 26, 2003 #56 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Aslan won't need a book because Aslan will be clinging grimly to a tree branch outside wielding a camera with an absolutely enormous lens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorless Posted August 26, 2003 #57 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Three men were walking on a beach and they found a lamp. They rubbed it and a genie appeared. For releasing him, the genie told the three men he'd grant them 1 wish each. The first man wished to be smarter than Albert Einstein was. Poof. He was smarter than Albert Einstein. The second guy wished to be smarter than the first guy. Poof. He was smarter than the first guy. The third guy said he wanted to be smarter than the first and the second guy combined and he wanted to be smarter than ever was or ever will be. Poof. He turned into a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj Posted August 26, 2003 #58 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Soooo?? The third time it malfunctioned?? Just kidding girls Hmm someone already posted that joke in the jokes area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted August 26, 2003 #59 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Nancy......if there's no sign handy....a tie is universal for "Do not disturb...getting lucky". Ut oh, I think I'm in trouble. I stopped wearing ties!!!!!! Snuffy? You have one handy? Hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted August 26, 2003 #60 Share Posted August 26, 2003 He may have to wait awhile, better bring a book Snuffy? I'll meet ya in the Lobby, say ... about 10 PM?? I'll have a Yellow Rose 'tween........ my......... teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted August 26, 2003 #61 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Aslan won't need a book because Aslan will be clinging grimly to a tree branch outside wielding a camera with an absolutely enormous lens. Oh dear, Oh dear.... I'm now in a quandry... Ahhhh... A Man with "an absolutely enormous lens." And a Man who appreciates "Do Not Disturb" Do I......... punt? (sitting here, shaking in my boots, wating for someone to come along and put me behind bars...... Phantom? CW?? Pleaseeeeee don't take my Key away!. I am having wayyyyyy too much fun here, I'd better hush) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj Posted August 26, 2003 #62 Share Posted August 26, 2003 You dirty dirty girl...Nancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted August 26, 2003 #63 Share Posted August 26, 2003 or...... naughty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neen Posted August 27, 2003 #64 Share Posted August 27, 2003 ICE CUBES? And now...just what particular shape are said ice cube? I've seen a few gooders in my day. This body part, and that body part. SkyWatcher?I'm so totally naive....which body parts would you be refering to?... neen!!!! You're familiar with the ice cube technique!?!?!!! I think I'm in love!!! (Or have a massive case of lust!) Exeter, I'm very familiar with the ice cube technique......wanna come to my house and play?.... neen tends to excite, Exeter. i find myself feeling lusty over her quite often. bad neen, very bad. Ohhh, Bizarro I've learnt from the best......thankyou for the lessons.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anirbas Posted August 27, 2003 #65 Share Posted August 27, 2003 well, why not tell us what is on your mind then? Well then, what does get you going??? Maybe a paddle and a cheerleader outfit? Sorry, that's me again. Well the ice cube thing is always a wonderful torturous tool....paddles are good - cheerleaders no thanks - you all have all the appetizers you want I am goin straight for the main course and desert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exeter Posted August 27, 2003 #66 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Exeter, I'm very familiar with the ice cube technique......wanna come to my house and play?.... Absolutely! We could take turns roll playing vampire and victim. I'm sure we could melt a few cubes that way. And, if you're not into drinking real blood, I'll bring a bottle of vintage Cardinale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyWatcher Posted August 27, 2003 #67 Share Posted August 27, 2003 SkyWatcher?I'm so totally naive....which body parts would you be refering to?... Northern parts, southern parts, parts that jiggle..and parts that fart. *feels dirty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connecian Posted August 27, 2003 #68 Share Posted August 27, 2003 As much as I am familiar with the ice cube technique.. I think I am excluding myself on that one... I think I better bring the bail money for Neen, Kismit and Nancy... you all will be locked up for sure!!! Aslan.. I think you could sell your pics for quite a high price... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuhiBuhi-Kun Posted August 27, 2003 #69 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Aww man, nobody flirts with me *kicking empty can down deserted road.....* I'll just go back to my cave and talk to the moss some more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted August 27, 2003 #70 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Aww man, nobody flirts with me *kicking empty can down deserted road.....* I'll just go back to my cave and talk to the moss some more.... *shhhh... typing very softly... * looks like I will need bail money, so I have to behave..... but before they take me away? Wanted to give you one of these....... Awwwwwwww heck, make it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj Posted August 27, 2003 #71 Share Posted August 27, 2003 How much for the pics Aslan???? Is it good stuff???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted September 29, 2003 Author #72 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I have returned, with chaps, a sombrero, and a rose in my mouth. Any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted September 29, 2003 #73 Share Posted September 29, 2003 (edited) I'll take the sombrero... Thanks man! Now I finally have my pimpin'hat... Edited September 29, 2003 by Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjo Koolzooie Posted September 29, 2003 #74 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I'll take the sombrero... Thanks man! Now I finally have my pimpin'hat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted September 29, 2003 Author #75 Share Posted September 29, 2003 (edited) I'll take the sombrero... Thanks man! Now I finally have my pimpin'hat... Now then, Phantom, you just stood next to a naked dude, how does that make you feel? Because now I feel all dirty and used. Edited September 29, 2003 by snuffypuffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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