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tendo

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ok, in this thread, lets all write poems, of n e type, and dedicate them to a certain member original.gif sound good? ill start

kizzy asked me to write her this,

so im observing a friendly request.

tho since its off the top of my head,

it wont be n e where near my best

i dont know much about her,

but shes nice, so ill be too.

i dont know what to put here now,

so ill pass this thread to u.

ok, ur turn

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  • Janiel

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  • tendo

    3

  • Seraphina

    3

  • Daughter of the Nine Moons

    2

ooh fun!

Tendo loves his nintendo

he plays all night

he plays all day

he plays upright,

or he may lay

he turns it off to go on UM

thus he started this thread

in witch i read

and now i post

to the bro with the most

Tendo tongue.gif

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Blood Angel rests zee shotgun,

On his shoulders.

He uses it 'til he's done,

Taking over the world;

With chipmunks.

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hehe, thnx, bro

he likes to be vampirish,

with a glinting fangy grin,

if he ever invites u to his home,

be wary if u go in.

he will never bite u,

tho drink your blood he mite.

but either way im glad he's on my side,

if i ever get in a fight.

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Daughter of the 9 moons..

is the sis of two loons

without her i would be lost

in the world of deep deep frost blink.gif

im having trouble rhyming

i guess its just my horrible timing...

cant think of anything else, exept

thx for being the bestest sis thumbup.gif

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thanks to my new young friend oh,

some of you know him as tendo .

a poem he has writ ,

in a cerebrally spasmodic fit .

but I like it just fine any-way .. oh !!

thank-you Tendo , nice idea for a thread too thumbsup.gif

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Two little brothers

have I.

Neither are

very shy.

They make

me smile.

And after

awhile.

They probably will make you smile too.

We three children of the moon original.gif

(Let's hear it for bloody awful poetry laugh.gif )

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I love UM, it keeps me sane,

Through my whole day at work,

I don't know what I'd do with out it,

I just might go Bazerk. blink.gif

Dedicated to all.

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sanity is lost here

come sit and have a beer

i've lost my mind

tho im very kind

just look at me,

then you'll see

damn i need to pee tongue.gif

although this place is so fun

you'd better hold on to your bun

cause you might just lose your mind WOOOW wacko.gifblink.gifwhistling2.gifw00t.gif

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So one day I thought....what the hell grin2.gif And ten minutes later...

My Brother

My brother is strange young man

Sometimes he’ll make you swear

And when he starts on politics

He’ll drive you to despair

But that being said, it’s still in his head

That Stalinism’s fair

“I’d have them shot” he often shouts

as his answer to most crime

At least he’d empty prisons though

Since nobody’s doing time

But that being said, it’s still in his head

That courts wouldn’t spend a dime

When the debates start, he “knows” he’s right

And he’ll make damn sure you know it

His ego is just getting huge

I’m surprised he can still grow it

But that being said, it’s still his head

He’ll take every chance to show it

But I still love you, you crazy moose

Even though you’re so insane

We’ll just stick to wrestling

Where what you say is less inane

But all that being said, let’s keep it in our heads

You still post like a runaway train

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a poem in general is what i see

though this may mention some people i know

whys it matter its free

BurnSide, although his time here is thin

his post range is quite wide

we were once tied

and i tried and tried

to outpost the master poster

my attempts were in vain

he passed me with all his free time

whilst i was in school, posting there is a pain...

i have a brother, of whom i know to little

he's not bigger, he's not smaller, he's my twin and thus we win

although he's stonger in places i have my own powers

Megaman's his alter ego with his cannon

he'll bash you to bits like a lego

although he stong, he has a point

in whitch he'll buckle

now look out this may cause a chuckle

his girl is the one he loves

she she loves him too

so brother Tendo...Major props to you thumbsup.gif

Seraphina was my first friend here

well thats at least how i see it

disregarding shes pulled my ear...

suxplexed me and a number of other

equally painful attacks shes a good person to talk to

and her insanity meets and might surpass mine...

here looks are way more then fine

and my moms still thinks she beautiful

more power to Seraphina Inc.

her rule shall last forever under the protection

of the one and only Presubunconsciousnesslessism.

the religion where i make the word and you worship it grin2.gif

DERFINUYERITISM

this is starting to get corny

theres a rhyme that comes to mind

but i'll just leave it behind

Daughter of the 9 moons

who's sister to us two loons

im not gonna do the same rhyme

now that would just be lame

in whitch your not

you can chat a lot

i make you laugh

with my pointless rambling

about my junk mail

or anything about my male

(hehe inside jokes hehehe)

either way good going

on your son and stuff

damn this poem is filled with fluff

i think i have to end it

for im going dumb and ill rhyme 'it' with tit

i cant think no more

not because it's 9:34

because im lost

and yea no more rhyming for me

i gotta go pee so yea

tis the end of my longest post

but to the friends with the most

YAY for SERA BS TENDO AND DOT9M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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here looks are way more then fine

and my moms still thinks she beautiful

Two things....

One - for saying that, I shall keep myself from tugging your ears in future.

Two - you and your mother need to use those specsaver vouchers I gave you tongue.gif

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But I still love you, you crazy moose

Even though you’re so insane

Talon you lucky bum ...

Argghh ...

I wish my siblings even remotely cared about me . I have a half brother who ditched the family after giving us the finger to go live in florida and basically pimp around , and I have a wonderfull sister who greets me with "GET AWAY FROM ME YOu GOD@#N FREAK !!!!" or on better days "****Ing PSYCHO !" and then pretends I dont exist for the rest of that day .

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....um....okay blink.gif

Well...uh...sorry about that Xeno dontgetit.gif

But to be fair, Talon and I are much the same. He usually wakes me in the morning by coming into my room and shouting something at me (or...with my sleeping patters...more like midafternoon), and we have been known to have epic battles over the most trivial of things tongue.gif

This is why I needed to develope my formidable "toe lock". I need skills such as these to survive living with a near 200lbs guy tongue.gif

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