Mr-X Posted January 4, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 4, 2003 1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2- Insanity is the only means of relaxation. 3- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. 6- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever. 7- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. 8- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today. 9- Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. 10- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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