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Truths About Growing Old


Mr-X
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1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2- Insanity is the only means of relaxation.

3- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

6- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.

7- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

8- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today.

9- Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

10- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif Ah very good X

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God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.

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5- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

How true sad.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifrolleyes.gif Very Funny,

3- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. tongue.gif

(not while plastic surgery is an affordable option) biggrin.gif

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