Mr-X Posted January 4, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 4, 2003 1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2- Insanity is the only means of relaxation. 3- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. 6- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever. 7- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. 8- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today. 9- Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. 10- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted January 4, 2003 #2 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Ah very good X My fav is: God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted January 4, 2003 #3 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Very funny Mr-X!! My fave is #3....preservation is a good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted January 4, 2003 #4 Share Posted January 4, 2003 10- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted January 4, 2003 #5 Share Posted January 4, 2003 (edited) My favourite 5- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. How true Edited January 4, 2003 by emmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 5, 2003 #6 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Very Funny Mr-X, My favorite is #1 Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted January 6, 2003 #7 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Wooooohooooooo ! I'm livin forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted January 6, 2003 #8 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Very Funny, 3- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. (not while plastic surgery is an affordable option) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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