emmy Posted January 4, 2003 #1 Share Posted January 4, 2003 (edited) MEMORANDUM TO: All Employees FROM: Communications Services SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other office in town. If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention. All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed. If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to enter the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who do not qualify for this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau (D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). Those individuals who do not meet the requirements of The Bureau must first complete Special Training Under Personal Individual Discretion, Special High Intensity Training (S.T.U.P.I.D. S.H.I.T.). If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) program. Thank You. Boss in General SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T) Edited January 4, 2003 by emmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted January 4, 2003 #2 Share Posted January 4, 2003 I like that Emmy another to send into work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 5, 2003 #3 Share Posted January 5, 2003 That's a good one emmy. I think I will print it out and take it to work as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted January 5, 2003 #4 Share Posted January 5, 2003 the thing is, this sounds like what is already being implemented where i work already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted January 5, 2003 Author #5 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Yeah I know how you fel Al, I get a load of S.H.I.T at work and my boss is really a B.I.G.S.H.I.T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted January 6, 2003 #6 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Tottally acurate emmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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